The Friendly Neighborhood Butcher

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ATTENTION BELOVED READERS: EFFECTIVE NOVEMBER 2013 - ALL OF MY BOOKS ARE NOW "DONATIONWARE"! You take them. You read them. YOU decide what, if anything, they are worth from your hard earned cash! Times are hard enough without giving up the joys of the written word. I have long said that I write for the love of writing (and to keep the Muses happy). Time for me to live up to my own words! Enjoy ... and if (or even when .. take as long as you need to pay) you think its worth a little of your hard earned cash ... go to URL¤cy_code=USD&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF%3abtn_donateCC_LG%2egif%3aNonHosted and donate what YOU believe is right! Pax vobiscum! Crystal Brewton Reuben works in a small town meat market. One day a man walks in and places a large meat order. He is the man who stole Reuben's wife. A short story penned for Horror... More > Day 2006.< Less
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  • By ladywraith
    Oct 15, 2009
    "Revenge in a small town" This humorous tale of revenge really makes you think before you eat. Reuben is a small town butcher who had been married five years before. His wife left him for another man and he thought that was the end of that. One day, in walks his ex-wife's new husband with an order for Reuben to fill. Reuben filled the order, even the two legs that were ordered. This is a quick read with a twist ending. Ms. Ordonez knows how to mix the scary and the funny and the reader is left feeling better about themselves- because what they read didn't happen to them.
  • By Crystal Brewton
    Nov 2, 2006
    "From an email to the author" Now this is really not my choice of reading, Crystal, but I had to do it! lol!! I'm just one of those types where the very thought of....well, you know....and I'm sick to my stomach! I think it started when I saw the movie, Alive, and I have had trouble ever since with the very thought....anyways, that being said, I do love your style and your mind! lol!! Very creative, my Dear......twisted and wicked.......I can see you writing for a show like Criminal Minds...which I happen to love. Always wondered about the writers and how they come up with that's hard to imagine 'real' people being that evil and vindictive but I'm sure they really do exist....unfortunately!
  • By originalbwd
    Oct 16, 2006
    "The Friendly Neighborhood Butcher" A fun horror short story about a small-town butcher who finally comes face-to-face with the rich snob who stole his wife 5 years ago.
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November 27, 2009
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