Philosophy Only Happens When You're Not Getting Any
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“He knows when you’ve been naughty or nice. In other words, Santa’s a judgmental prick with an inflexible values system.”
For millennia, Mankind has considered the big questions of “Who?”, “Where?”, “Why?”, and, most importantly, “What the f***?!”.
The author has pondered all of these, along with some other thorny questions. Namely, can jingoistic nationalism be prevented by banning any flag over five inches in size?
Philosophy Only Happens When You’re Not Getting Any collects many of these enquiries, covering such varied topics as sport, politics, language, and the whole wide meaning of it all, and aims to momentarily distract anyone who has ever wondered…
- Why Trivia is both the lowest and most important form of knowledge?
- How come teenage Londoners can communicate successfully just by using the word “Innit”?
- After a certain age, is Happiness defined as sheer gratitude that your bladder still works?
- And why, in nearly 300 episodes of Scooby Doo, does no one say “Jesus Christ! A talking dog!!”?
Details
- Publication Date
- May 25, 2017
- Language
- English
- Category
- Humor
- Copyright
- All Rights Reserved - Standard Copyright License
- Contributors
- By (author): D. G. Hughes
Specifications
- Pages
- 192
- Binding
- Perfect Bound
- Interior Color
- Black & White
- Dimensions
- Digest (5.5 x 8.5 in / 140 x 216 mm)