How do you have sex when you make an elephant feel small?
Stephen, the most repulsive descendant of a bloke called Puke, finds himself in the company of some rather odd aliens who claim they can do the impossible - help him lose his virginity.
There's just one problem keeping sex and Stephen apart. No one who sees his mammoth member, be they man, woman, or [insert gender here], remains conscious. The mere sight of his astronomical appendage has everyone seeing stars.
It’s Stephen versus the Universe, with a cast of aliens, animals and the trusty Time Harley as they embark on a random quest of epic proportions across time and space to get his willy wet.
Oh, did I mention that the fate of the Universe depends on it?
Details
- Publication Date
- May 13, 2013
- Language
- English
- Category
- Fiction
- Copyright
- All Rights Reserved - Standard Copyright License
- Contributors
- By (author): Daniel A. Greathead
Specifications
- Pages
- 228
- Binding
- Perfect Bound
- Interior Color
- Black & White
- Dimensions
- US Trade (6 x 9 in / 152 x 229 mm)