The Dingo Dizmal Digest 1, Poor and Famous

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Stories from a modern clown's life. Dingo and his wife Olive are professional clowns who ride tall bikes and do rockNroll gigs all over Portland Oregon USA. Just two humble clowns making sense of the world at street level. Here are some tales from our travels, stories such as this one." I was crossing a busy street and noticed a silver haired lady hesitating and not crossing. Luckily I had my super hero outfit on under my overalls. I bravely crossed back, tipped my hat and said, "Pardon me, Madam, I noticed you not crossing. May I be of service?" She looked me up and down and eventually said, "No thanks dumb-ass. I'm happy to wait for the green light like you should have done… and don't call me Madam. I'm only 54.” After a short staring contest I politely said, "You’re welcome." -before flying away to a nearby rooftop to sob like a baby." I hope you get a chuckle or two at my real time commentary of life. This book also contains... More > definitions of our clown double-speak and a poem too.< Less
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February 24, 2016
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