I Want To Fuck The Sadness Out Of You

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When she said she wanted a boyfriend who would write her love poems, she learned a very valuable lesson that you should be careful what you wish for because you just might get Dirk Rockford answering that wish. Love poetry can be very hard to write, but no one ever told that to Dirk Rockford. They also never told him it should be well written either. It's the thought that counts, but with Dirk Rockford those thoughts are usually dirty and obscene, making for some poetry that doesn't so much raise the bar in terms of quality but manages to raise the his pants. Follow along as their relationship is all but foretold as Dirk Rockford tries to woo her by writing what he truly feels...which mostly ends up making things worse. "I Want To Fuck The Sadness Out Of You" is just one of the 25 poems in this collection of well-meaning but often badly written poems.
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Second Edition
September 28, 2011
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