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  • By Adam Roberts
    Jan 20, 2016
    This was Amazing. My entire family loves everything I make from this book. Both of my daughters love these recipes. I jerk off into everything I cook and eat. Outstanding product 10/10 would highly recommend this.
  • By Lonebovine
    Sep 8, 2015
    I have used my semen in baked beans for a potluck supper, I had 2 frozen jerked off deposits and 2 fresh ones , added it last before taking it to the pot luck supper. Although I have received good comments about my beans before , everyone said that these beans were the best that they had ever tasted. I liked them too and none were left over. Also, I stayed at a boarding house and she always packed a lunch for my noon meal. She often had 2 tuna sandwiches , on thick bread One day I didn't feel hungry so 2 girls ate them. Next day they asked me if I had any lunch left, anticipating this, I had jerked off into both tuna sandwiches earlier The girls eagerly started eating the sandwiches as I watched , saying they were the best ever. one said that she wondered what type of great sauce it was and they other said that she liked the tangy taste . I did these for several weeks until I moved to a different job
  • By Phan Trash
    Jul 8, 2015
    You know I came here from a danisnotonfire video and first i was horrified by the book name but i think the reviews actually saying its a great idea horrify me more.
  • By James Eckert
    Jun 24, 2015
    Semen is so versatile. It will actually change the way you see cooking. The first time I tried it I was pretty hesitant, it usually goes straight down.. but never in my cooking. I first tried it in the Macho Mojito and oh my god! Amazing. You can find a few recipes and more information here
  • By Bob Saget
    Apr 6, 2015
    When I cook with semen all the boys cum to my yard. They eat up my semen so fast. They beg me to know the recipe to my Cream of Sumyongia. They will do anything to get a hold of my delicious semen. I even made some semen scented candles with the help of this fabulous book. I always keep an extra jar of wang in my closet. 10/10 would cook again. ~Bob Saget
  • By Nicholas Pierce
    Apr 6, 2015
    I love the taste of semen in the morning. This recipe book is the first thing I think of when I see my husband. It has changed in so many ways. It's a wonderful feeling to see his face when I serve him. Be very careful, adding too much semen may result in a soggy disaster. Sometimes I like to add honey to the semen to make it sweeter. It's a tip my grandmother told me. It's hard to describe the taste of semen in a dish but now I add it to everything. You have to try to believe how wonderful it is! This is an all time favorite read of mine and I recommend it to anyone attempting to get into culinary arts.
  • By Bobbert Worrell
    May 6, 2013
    I am a huge fan of semen. I cook with it on the regular now. I add it to fried beaver, clams and tuna. It makes everything so much tastier!
  • By Tittes
    Mar 24, 2013
    This is just great. I have it in the pantry for whenever my friend Amar comes over. He loves my food especially when I cook with semen. I haven't told him about my secret ingredient yet, but that's ok because he is too busy munching on the Slightly Saltier Oysters. It's like Amar just loves to nibble on some semen.
  • By umbraone
    Feb 25, 2013
    This also makes a wonderful "gag" gift!
  • By Able Sea-Men
    Nov 20, 2012
    Being a sea-man I spend lot of time at sea with spare time on my hands (mainly the right one). This recipe book is very practical, it saves on tissues and allows me to use all of my natural harvest and put it to a good use, whereas otherwise it would get wasted.
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Product Details

Second Edition
April 11, 2012
Perfect-bound Paperback
Interior Ink
Full color
0.42 lbs.
Dimensions (inches)
9 wide x 7 tall
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