The Soda Jerk

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“The world’s greatest soda jerk!” Says who? Harvey. Harvey Keck’s lifelong dream is to make the world happy, one malted milkshake at a time. His singular ambition is to be known as the world’s greatest soda jerk. Problem is, Harvey Keck sees things in his own unique way. He turns logic on its head and displays a stunning lack of self-awareness. He is “The Most Oblivious Man with a Plan.” Reader Beware: If you have an aversion to spending quality time reading an autobiography of a clueless goofball who comes across as a know-it-all, put this book down right now and walk away. Don’t crack open this book, even to read a random section. Otherwise, you will not be able to put this book down until you have finished it, based solely on the presumption that you will eventually find some redeeming quality in Harvey Keck’s surreal life story.
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First Edition
Beachfront Press
October 1, 2011
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