Wherever danger lurks, wherever evil threatens to destroy humanity, wherever something really nasty and icky is happening, there’s Dwayne Hickenbottom, saviour of Doxxville… running the other way, or at least, trying to.
Dwayne is a cog. A very small cog in very large machine. Not a very important machine, but a machine none the less. The great stationary supplying machine of the 20th century. He likes coffee, tidy work areas and untangled paperclips. It might not be much of a life, but it’s his, and he’s pretty darn proud of it.
But when he finds himself in the far off world of Doxxville and deemed it’s saviour by Nigel, the keeper of the War Boots, his life is about to finally get interesting.
Now Dwayne must face lovesick skeletons, invisible spies, giant pythons and fast food employees to free Doxxville from the evil Ashtofsky in this humorous, yet exciting adventure.
Dwayne Hickenbottom and the War Boots of Doxxville.
Fantastic! Dwayne Hickenbottom and the War Boots of Doxxville takes you on a voyage beyond your furthest imagination. So intelligently written with metaphors that will make you laugh out loud, characters that you will build a rapport with and a story that will twist and turn until the final chapter. Just when you have figured out the on-goings in Doxxville something new raises its head to keep the story elegantly ebbing and flowing on. Masterfully written, Grant Perkins has a way with words that will allow you to bond with characters and understand their personalties no matter how odd they may be. A book that is thoroughly enjoyable for all age groups and will leave a smile on your face from start to end. I am looking forward to the next tale of Dwayne Hickenbottom.
"Dwayne Hickenbottom and the War Boots of Doxxville " Brilliant! From start to finish one of the most brilliantly hilarious books I have read in a long time! Crackling wit and characters to love, hate and sometimes just want to slap this book was well worth the wait! If Mr G.A.Perkins got any funnier I'd slap him! (and if I knew how to put stars next to this review I'd put at least 50!)
"Fantabulous!" This is one of the best books I've read in a long time. It gripped me from the beginning, had me rolling around laughing and made people stare at me wondering what they were missing out on! Mr Perkins, you better be writing another book!
"Dwayne Hickenbottom and the War Boots of Doxxville" Just when I thought all the original ideas were taken G.A Perkins comes up with a hilarious adventure sure to interest all ages, who love reading of fantastic worlds and strange characters. This book is funny from beginning to end, I couldn't stop laughing! I can't wait for Dwayne's next adventure.
cracking!! a fantastic read for anyone of any age, on occasion i laughed so hard i began to choke! this book is witty, addictive, exciting and above all the best fun on paper for a long time! mr perkings has alot to live up to with his next strongly awaited masterpeice
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