SALTINE The Truffle Pig

From the Genius who brought you the best seller BEDTIME STORIES FOR BAD LITTLE CHILDREN comes SALTINE THE TRUFFLE PIG SALES… ugh! Am I right? They fill the pipe-line, hand over half finished work and scribbles as though that’s all that’s needed to make a sale, look at you when you ask questions like it’s someone else’s problem and then expect their bonuses and a pat on the back as if they just delivered gold. Know what I mean? It’s like a TRUFFLE PIG that can find the goods but still thinks it’s reward comes for filling the buckets, regardless of what goes in them. Well, sooner or later all things must prove their use. Even Sales. Like Maman used to say: “un porc paresseux est un jambon delicieux”