Help! I'm Locked Up in a Psych Ward and I can't get out!

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This short booklet is meant to be read in a few minutes by average readers while stuck on a hospital ward. The information inside is designed to get them out fast and if they stick to their treatment plan keep them out for good. Makes the perfect gift to send or bring to someone when you have to visit them in the hospital. Particularly good for people who are stuck on locked wards. Guaranteed to shorten their stay inside if only by getting them out of their own minds for the time they read the booklet. From this page you can read the book for yourself by reading the preview. To get the pamphlet please visit my author spotlight page:
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  • By Gregory Gordon
    Apr 18, 2012
    I just read this pamphlet for first time since I published it. I read the preview which you can too. I was amazed this was the first whole year that I've had without an extended stay in the hospital since the late 1990's. And, I have to thank God for me. This little booklet is a lifesaver. My life. As I was reading it I said to myself that I have a mental illness and for the first time I believed it. I am Matrycidal. It means that I want someone to kill me because I don't want to die. I know it sounds strange but hey, it's mental illness. I do all sorts of things to give various groups, factions, and individuals good reasons to want to kill me. But. I don't want to die. So. Don't kill me. There I've said it. Am I cured? Time will tell. If no one kills me and I don't give them any reason to then I'm cured. If not, my mental illness was so bad that I got killed. So don't kill me. It took me all this time to accept my mental illness. And I'm over the stigma. Think I'll call up Howard and... More > ask for some time.< Less
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Gregory Gordon
October 1, 2011
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