The Department of Enforced Marketing Presents, for Your Consideration: Book One, the Rules of Living and Correct Existences, First Edition

Welcome to 2060! It’s been 2060 for the past six years so it is understandable if you're lost. Rejoice, time is meaningless and existence a lie! You can find out more in ‘The Department of Enforced Marketing Presents, for your Consideration: the Rules of Living and Correct Existences’ which is just a Tabletop RPG. We swear. It can’t swear, it’s a book. And books usually can’t swear. If you think they can go to your local government center and get yourself fixed. So we swear for it that it is, in fact, a book. It’s an RPG in fact, how bad could it be? Like Dungeons and Dragons, or Rifts, or Hamlet. It couldn’t be evil. Stop thinking that. It absolutely won’t throw you into a nightmare government that thinks it can delete people from reality and ban ways of thinking or being out of existence. Oh, and it’s easy to play - you only need a six sided die or two. And light hearted! Like how someone whose heart is filled with cholesterol is somehow light hearted. Or at least they will be once the autopsy’s happened.