They Call Me Gonzalez...

By Howie
eBook (PDF), 129 Pages
(2 Ratings)
Price: $7.81
(WARNING: Some, or all, of this book may be b******s). From the idiot who brought you 'My Grandma Pooped a Wheel of Cheese & Other Unsubstantiated Claims' comes a collection of short stories designed to make milk come out of your nose. Here you will find tales littered with awkward moments concerning failed sexual encounters, black market tortoise dealings, octogenarian swingers, the worlds largest poop, pushy Christian zealot dinner parties, disastrously inappropriate roommates, the horror of Scottish chess clubs and intimate encounters with interstellar babes. With titles like ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Cloverfield!’, ‘Bacon Sandwich - Denied!’ and ‘The Strange Case of McGuffin the Buttered Cat’, you probably won't need another book this week.
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  • By John Bethel
    May 13, 2011
    This stuff is funny as hell! I'd read some of this guy's stories before and enjoyed it but I think this is probably his best yet. A natural for comedy some of the pieces here are almost genius, my favoutites were 'The Otter', 'The Tortoise' and 'The Concerns I Have About Dave Delaney'. I thoroughly recommend Howie's work, it will brighten up your day - if you have the balls for it. Great work!
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September 27, 2011
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