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Details
- Publication Date
- Jan 11, 2006
- Language
- English
- Category
- Humor
- Copyright
- All Rights Reserved - Standard Copyright License
- Contributors
- By (author): J Wood
Specifications
- Pages
- 89
- Binding
- Perfect Bound
- Interior Color
- Black & White
- Dimensions
- Royal (6.14 x 9.21 in / 156 x 234 mm)