James Blonde

The number 1* best seller from the authors of such books as "Romeo and Juliet"** and "Star wars"*** is available for you to buy. There is only a limited supply**** so buy now, buy two or three to make sure. Buy one for us too*****. William Shakespere spat on this very book****** which has increased its value******* meaning you can extract his DNA and clone him********! all for £5.50 you can own a William Shakespere AND a book********! it also makes a great firelighter********* due to the nitroglycerine pages********** * Not really a number 1 ** They didn't ACTUALLY write this *** Nor this **** It isn't actually ***** DON'T ****** It was actually a bloke named Gavin ******* Only on eBay ******** Not yet available ********* Book not included ********** Explodes too much *********** Actually made of asbestos SO BUY TODAY!!!