The Diary of Clive Worthington-Spank

eBook (PDF), 152 Pages
(1 Ratings)
Price: $1.19
Its Official!* This is the worlds funniest book! Clive Worthington-Spank is a mentally problematic individual with many delusions. Follow his craziness and adventures before he is admitted to the Mental Hospital. (* Not actually official)
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  • By Rob Pollock
    Oct 15, 2009
    "Re: The Diary of Clive Worthington Spank" Why is there no large print version? is this a veiled and insulting attempt to stop those of us who are elderly and frail readers, and many who are not and don't intend to be, from seeing what sorts of things are in the book? I categorically state that I don't like the way the man is holding that hammer. It is, I feel, as one often does, suggestive and lewd and should only be shown in public in a plain, brown wrapper. So should the author be. He is obviously about to leer in a manner that will be extremely offensive to many of us out here. Thank you.
  • By bandmassa
    Sep 17, 2007
    "The Diary of Clive Worthington Spank" This is one of the most useful books ever written. Reading it will develop your aerobic fitness, it will make it easier to change lightbulbs (although you may need 5 or more copies), and after you've read it, it will make the perfect wrapper for your fish and chips. As a guide for how to behave while shopping at independent supermarkets, or as part of a job lot to help fill empty shelves until you start your real library, This Diary of Clive's exploits will give you an insight into the life of Stanley Kubric, Dolphins and the SAS that no other book would dare. I give it 4 out of 5 straight jackets (because it wriggled out of one like it was a tight jumper!)
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john menezies
November 4, 2011
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