When you do everything right and the universe ends, it's a tragedy. When you do everything wrong and the universe ends, it's fun.
From the editor: A preposterous grouping of obviously random characters, thrown together in a haphazard adventure, made up without any forethought what-so-ever. Cringe as incompetent self-styled 'newspaper' reporter Rogicphil Suflipinic is tasked to save the universe from a bunch of idiots who happen to live on a planet we are asked to believe is made of deodorant. Don't waste your time reading this book as you'd be better off licking stamps.
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