Press The Green Button!

eBook (PDF), 82 Pages
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In "Press The Green Button!", Kevin Connelly is a cashier at a grocery store with dreams of being a famous poet. When he’s not ringing produce and serving hundreds of people, he’s at home secluded writing hundreds of sonnets. One day, when a customer sets him off with her rudeness, the mad poet goes home to beg an evil demon for the ability to write his epic and be considered the best writer since William Shakespeare. After chanting a prayer to the pagan spirit Baal, the cashier is given the gift to script "Testing the Drink", changing his life forever! Jason Gers, formerly of The Freeport Leader says: “We’ve got Kevin Connelly back where we like him...behind a register at a grocery store! We get the uneducated checker’s unchecked opinions on popular issues! Kevin Connelly is a breath of fresh, but whatever you do, don’t...Press The Green Button!
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Paperorplastic Publishing
November 4, 2011
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