The Tao of Doris

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Are you made of stern stuff? Are you a woman? Then yes you are. And Doris has the Tao to show you How. Doris is your best nightmare. Doris is more cold comfort than hot stuff. She’s as English as a hard boiled egg, or a single measure (no ice.) She’s indifferent to fashion or fads, and she won’t tolerate shoddy work. She’s never short of a peppermint and she’s partial to a pipe. She’s a dark horse; she keeps more than a hanky up her sleeve. Doris is inclined to name-dropping. She’s drunk Greta Garbo, Gore Vidal and The Goodies under the table, given a Prime Minister a ticking off and caused a few upstarts to go limp. She won’t admit stains, dirty hands or weeds but she’s fond of of a sentimental sing-song in the wee hours. Doris disdains big boys and little girls. Some say Doris has a slightly controlling personality. However it may be, the one abiding and certain characteristic of Doris is this; she doesn’t take any... More > shit. That’s why you need Doris now, more than ever.< Less
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June 10, 2013
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