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Mrs Jones's Gingham Panties (...and other stories)

eBook (PDF), 315 Pages
(7 Ratings)
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A collection of thirty-five stories, completely unrelated. From the lunatically absurd to more thought-provoking, they include short stories, novelettes, and novellas. The humour is dark and the serious pieces are even darker. There are five complete stories in the preview, to give you a flavour of what's to come.
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6 People Reviewed This Product
  • By Ian Ruxton
    Jul 25, 2009
    "naughty but nice" Judging from the title story this should perhaps be in the Mature category. Anyway, it is a humourous and entertaining piece.
  • By andrew stevenson
    Jul 24, 2009
    "Five star rating" five stars to accompany the review below
  • By Martin Crumpton
    Feb 19, 2008
    "Re: naughty but nice" Thank you, Ian! I considered rating it higher, but I think a modern seventeen-year-old should cope without blushing - and it makes locating by search [i]much[/i] less exclusive. I hope the mixture made a decent "Best of..." album rather than a drawn-out theme, and I genuinely appreciate your time and comments.
  • By Jo Linsdell
    Sep 21, 2006
    "great work" Well written and original. Not sure 'teen' is right for this book though.
  • By Phillip Hardy
    Apr 12, 2006
    "Martin Crompton is a Mad Genius!" Take a brief break from your daily routine, pick up cup of tea, Starbucks or whatever drink tickles your fancy and grab a copy of Martin Crompton's "Mrs. Jones’s Gingham Panties, and other Stories". It is collection of short stories that is wildly irreverent, at times amusingly erotic and sometimes laugh out loud hilarious. The title story caught my interest right away; but then how often does a modern housewife have an affair with a Dionysian half-man, half goat? It may sound crazy but I couldn't help admire the writer's imagination in creating such an amusing farce. In "My Boss Is a Vampire", I reflected on how many times my employer has wanted me to work late but never tried to turn me into a blood sucking creature of the night. But its not just another workplace story; oh no, its the heart-warming tale of a Pre-Op Transsexual that through a series of adventures and interesting metamorphosis becomes the "One True... More > Time-Traveling Nymphomaniac Pre-Op Transsexual Cyborg Vampire Prostitute God, with Delusions of Grandeur". But don't let the mundane subject matter scare you away, this story is not what it seems. Reviewer: Phillip E. Hardy< Less
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Product Details

Publisher
Martin Crumpton
Published
September 30, 2011
Language
English
Pages
315
File Format
PDF
File Size
1.3 MB

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