'I bloody LOVE these stories: short, clever, oblique; what the form is for.'John Mitchinson, QI.---
In these short stories by Nick Parker we learn the answers to questions we didn't even know were troubling us: Why did the national anthem turn out rubbish? Why has the supply teacher blacked out all the windows? Why have the islanders run amok like that? Where do those ladders go, anyway?
And what, exactly, is up with all the walruses?
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