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XS, S, M, L, XL? At long last, a user-friendly collection of short stories that is tailored to your individual appetite. For those in a hurry (or, if not in a hurry perhaps you prefer racing through a variety of entries without getting bogged down on any single one), “The Missing Protagonist,” “The Fork,” or “Fragments” may be to your liking. At the other end of the spectrum, “Doctrinal Fuzzies,” or “Vital Statistics” or “The Wink” may be just what the doctor ordered. In between, “Asshole,” “Man Overbored,” and “The Executioner” await. But wait. There’s more. Spinkled throughout you will also find your fair share of XS (“Writer’s Block,” “Oblivion,” “Paranoia,” et al.) as well as XL (“The Strange Encounter with Miss Celia Undercarriage,” “GODTH,” and more.