The Sane Asylum Chronicles

eBook (PDF), 376 Pages
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Wanda Waffle is a single mother of twins. In order to get any help from her ex-husband, she would first have to obtain an advanced degree in crypto zoology. In case you don't know what that is, it is the study of creatures that do not exist, like Big Foot, Sasquatch, the Abominable Snowman, the Yeti, the Chupacabra, the Loch Ness Monster, the Thunder Bird, the Jersey Devil, and Willie Waffle, her fugitive ex-husband who, much like D. B. Cooper, might as well not exist because he couldn't be found. Wanting to make a better life for her children, she moves from the East Village in Manhattan to the small Victorian coastal town named Big Water, where during a period of unemployment in the 1970's she starts to write a book out of sheer desperation. Thirty years later she finds the old manuscript in a trunk. It was written at a time of rampant unemployment, a falling dollar, and high gas prices. It sounded just like today!
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  • By Penelope Griber
    Apr 18, 2010
    If you think the inhabitants of Washington, D.C. are altruistic statesmen working feverishly behind closed doors to solve America's problems, then DON'T BUY THIS BOOK! But, on the other hand, if you think that the members of Congress and the Executive Branch are bad actors in the worst and dumbest reality show you have ever seen, then BUY THIS BOOK! If you think Washington is such a horror story it would make the author of Dawn of the Dead's skin crawl to read about it, you need to read this book. If you are bored with ingesting legal mind-altering elixirs, then put down that beer and pick up this book! If you want to "speak truth to power," then you should buy this book so that Washington finds out about it and finally gets the message. If you are one of us who is "mad as hell, and not going to take it anymore," then this book will get you fired up. If you get depressed reading the news and you want a different perspective, read this book and tell your friends... More > about it. If you are a liberal who thinks that Washington is that shining fortress on the Hill, this is not the book for you. If you want to laugh, buy this book. I should know, I wrote it, and my family members think it is time to reach a larger audience - everbody who hates politicians! If that's you, BUY THIS BOOK!< Less
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Shooted, Booted & Strapped, LLC; URL:
September 28, 2011
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