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  • By Kyle Lepson
    Sep 24, 2017
    Title: This book rescued my marriage Allow me to start this review by giving all of my thanks to Peter Chimaera. This man has single handedly saved my marriage and my livelihood with this book. This whole ordeal started with my wife telling me that I spent too much time on Wattpad (she hates fanfics, it's because she knows I read the "dirty" ones). After a while, she caught me, "doing the deed" so to speak, while reading one. At that point she said it was over. That devastated me. I asked her to let me prove that fanfics weren't so bad (shoutout to my fav author on Fanfiction, Tara Gilesbie), so I dug up this masterpiece. I have never seen such a distinguished work of art in my many years on this planet. My wife thought it was extremely hot, and realized why I get a hard on so often when reading them. After reading these many short stories, she got addicted. She's read through the two other greats, "Flowers in a Box" and "My Immortal", dozens of... More > times by now, and she's trying to get through this one. Now, onto the "livelihood" part. I, and a loved one, was diagnosed with mesothelioma. After calling that 800 number you kids see on the "Telly", we got scammed into sending nudes to the number. So now, with my and my cousin's ding-dongs online, my reputation was a good as ruined. However, when I revealed to all my friends and family what sort of things I'm into reading, this book to be specific, they saw me as quite the connoisseur of literature. It made them realize, no matter how many times they saw my genetically disappointing genitals, I was an art critique beyond anything they could ever accomplish. For future reference to anyone reading this, "Dracula 2010 and other things" is an amazing conversation starter at parties, and on dates. Tell anyone how much of a fan you are of this, and you'll be seen as another brilliant mind, the next Shakespeare or Kanye. Again, thank you so much for this Peter Chimaera, I wouldn't be the man I am without you.< Less
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Product Details

October 25, 2009
Perfect-bound Paperback
Interior Ink
Black & white
0.32 lbs.
Dimensions (inches)
6 wide x 9 tall
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