Destination One: The Bones She Picked and the One She Didn't.

A Word From Your Escort Hello. I'm Esoterica, your tour guide for this wild adventure! We've just landed in the humble beginnings of the Stone Age, where everything is learned the hard way. It all begins right here: light and dark; fire and ice; man and woman; love and hate;...joy and pain. You're about to face some mighty tough times on this adventure, but anticipate to catch tender feelings for a young, simple hermit who dwells in a tiny cave in the harshest region of this place. His name is Uputaan, and he's "Mr. Natural" in every sense of the word. Sharing the spotlight...well, actually dominating it, is a special someone who loves to pick berries, but eats very little because she's already full...of herself, that is. Say hello to Iquana. As you will see in a moment, Iquana's intellectual prowess is beyond amazing and Uputaan is truly intrigued by it. Unfortunately, this “Ms. Know-It-All” flaunts her mental endowment at the expense of Uputaan’s feelings, emasculating him every chance she gets.