My debut book, collected writings of general crap, punk rock tour diarys, horror fiction and a lot about Star Wars.
SOME ZEN SOMEWHERE is a book made for people who can't be assed to read a long... More > story and just want to have something to pick up and thumb through. However it also dosn't aim at any common denominators and I will expect you to follow whatever obscure line of thought I have gone off on.
The first part is a collection of various writings and rants ranging from discusions on the best methods to play Star Wars to how one should pleasure oneself with a lobster. The last section is a collection of short horror-fiction tales.< Less
The village of Kevinton produces an annual pantomime. Not to be outdone, the neighbouring village of Upper Minster decides it is time to put on a pantomime of its own. A harmless idea that over the... More > course of a year blossoms into a darkly comedic monster. Oh yes it does!< Less
The village of Kevinton produces an annual pantomime. Not to be outdone, the neighbouring village of Upper Minster decides it is time to put on a pantomime of its own. A harmless idea that over the... More > course of a year blossoms into a darkly comedic monster. Oh yes it does!< Less
ETRMoD was what i did before i had myspace bulletins. basically, every random thought that came into my head became an ETRMoD file. eventually, the zine spiralled into nothing, but it was still fun... More > to do while it lasted.< Less
Derek Merit is a rather sad seventeen year old boy. His father died last year and he is in love with the girl across the road, she is dating his former best friend turned worst enemy. Sounds like... More > you've read it all before, right?
Wrong.
Derek walks through a graveyard on the way home from school to avoid being beaten up by this guy and his new friends. One day he spots a glowing tombstone and a ghost appears. He tells Derek that he is him in a past life and that he can sort his life out for him.
Derek, moron that he is, listens.
Then people start dying and Derek doesn't know if he is the one killing them or if he's just going insane. It becomes clear though, that this ghost is not who he says he is.
See - zombies attack a fast food restaurant
- a seventeen year old boy have a romantic date with a middle aged police chief
- a boy eat his best friend, but even more horrifying, use the 'my dog has got no nose' joke.< Less
Derek Merit is a rather sad seventeen year old boy. His father died last year and he is in love with the girl across the road, she is dating his former best friend turned worst enemy. Sounds like... More > you've read it all before, right Wrong. Derek walks through a graveyard on the way home from school to avoid being beaten up by this guy and his new friends. One day he spots a glowing tombstone and a ghost appears. He tells Derek that he is him in a past life and that he can sort his life out for him. Derek, moron that he is, listens. Then people start dying and Derek doesn't know if he is the one killing them or if he's just going insane. It becomes clear though, that this ghost is not who he says he is. See - zombies attack a fast food restaurant - a seventeen year old boy have a romantic date with a middle aged police chief - a boy eat his best friend, but even more horrifying, use the 'my dog has got no nose' joke.< Less
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