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Once Upon a Time... or Some Shit Like That By Alex Willis & Christina Naftis
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This is an adult book with adult humor and some pictures not suitable for children. Now, if you are an adult male and are often referred to as a child, then this book is perfectly fine for you. ... More > Note: This book has lots of swear words, seriously! I mean who writes words like Shit and Dick on the front cover of a book and expects it won't be brown bagged in most book stores? We appreciate the gate busters who wrote books like S&*! My Dad Says and Go the F&*# to Sleep and allowed the clean and decent human beings the chance to get real, we all fucking swear. Some more than others, and some with a lot more vigor and conviction. Note, this is not a work of porn, but you'd be hard pressed to classify it differently. We, the writers, are humorists and our genre of choice is adult story telling. We don't live these experiences, at least not the way you think.< Less
My Life on a Mexican Soap Opera By Alex Willis & Christina Naftis
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If you are counting, this is book 3! Yeah, we're surprised too. It is by far the worst of the series and shouldn't even be published. Still, our die hard fans asked us to put it in print so they... More > can get off on the scandalous stories, rude behavior and sick and twisted perversions our humor often finds. Make no mistake, this book comes with a warning label and an X rating, mostly because we use lots of sex and foul language to deliver poorly thought out punch lines. It's a lot like going out to comedy night in any big city, the more you drink the funnier we are. So go ahead, get yourself a copy of this book, a big bottle of Jack and some tissues (and I don't mean for crying). Note: This book is the Wrath of Kahn of the Star Trek movies, you don't like it much, and Ricardo Montalban only drew you back to Fantasy Island, but you still had to watch it. Book 4 we promise will be our redemption!< Less
5 Words to Overcome Writers Block: A Journey for the Sick and Twisted Mind By Alex Willis & Christina Naftis
eBook (ePub): $1.99
This book makes sense to people with multiple personalities. On one side is the logical, scientific approach to resolving a writers big issue: Writers Block. On the other side of this book is just... More > pure garbage as our authors attempt to write to break their blocks.< Less
Every word my mother told me not to say, and a few I learned along the way. By Alex Willis & Christina Naftis
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So for those of you who believe that sequels are better than the original, you’re in luck. Due to the overwhelming demand for more sick and perverse text, we have yet again created a book... More > filled with words, sentences, paragraphs and even some chapter headings. Yep. We rolled it into a nice pretty package and presented it as a completely legitimate novel intended to be placed on the bookshelf between Wuthering Heights and The Great Gatsby. Yes, both those books were sick too, you just need to read it better to know what I’m talking about! Okay, I digress. We wrote this second book because you probably raced through the first one and thought, “damn, I’m still hard.” No worries, our sick and twisted minds delivered once again.< Less
5 Words to Overcome Writers Block: A Journey for the Sick and Twisted Mind By Alex Willis & Christina Naftis
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There are two sides to every story, any good writer can tell you that. Well, we took this quite literally. Our writers were struggling with writers blocks on their individual books and needed to... More > find a way to get past it. What they did was as unusual as this book. First, they took a scientific approach to understanding the reason for the block and identified methods to modify the causes. Second, they exercised their minds by free telling (stories without regard to decency, spelling or grammar). As our authors are humorists, the stories are intended to be funny. You can clearly see how the stories morph as the writers blocks decrease. Now, this book is split, in hard copy it makes more sense, on the left side of the book which is seen by the right and free thinking part of the brain are the crazy stories, on the other side of the book is the science of overcoming writers block. This book is not for the weak of heart and the content is intended strictly for a mature audience.< Less
Look What I Pulled Outta My Ass By Alex Willis & Christina Naftis
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So we wrote a completely awesome book called, 5 Words to Overcome Writer’s Block: A Journey for the Sick and Twisted Mind. However it met with some severe reviews because while there was an... More > excellent self help bit, people could not appreciate the filthy stuff. Now again, this book is about a game that is played by sharing five words, writing a story as quickly as possible, forgetting spelling, punctuation and grammar…and it must be funny…and sick is okay too.< Less
Look What I Pulled Outta My Ass By Alex Willis & Christina Naftis
Hardcover: $33.00
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So we wrote a completely awesome book called, 5 Words to Overcome Writer’s Block: A Journey for the Sick and Twisted Mind. However it met with some severe reviews because while there was an... More > excellent self help bit, people could not appreciate the filthy stuff. Now again, this book is about a game that is played by sharing five words, writing a story as quickly as possible, forgetting spelling, punctuation and grammar…and it must be funny…and sick is okay too.< Less

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