Only thirty and at death's door, Abe Sheridan requires a lifesaving bone marrow transplant from his father…but has no idea who he is.
Abe's mother, long since departed after committing... More > suicide, had taken the disturbing details of the night of his conception to her grave, leaving him with few leads to find the one donor who could prevent the cruel, insidious cancer robbing him of a life he desperately clings to.
Danger and death soon envelop his investigation as he begins to unravel the earth-shattering truth about his mother's unholy union.
With the help of a young, vocationally-challenged nun, a weakening Abe finally identifies the man who had bedded his mother over three decades ago, leaving him with the dilemma of whether or not saving his own life would be worth the resultant downfall of his biological father…and the Catholic Church worldwide.
Infallible is a scandalous, blood curdling thriller that will imprint itself on your psyche...permanently!< Less
Unholy Romance! is a hilarious story about Jesus Christ’s second coming. His task, if he can manage to stay alive this time, is to conceive a new set of Commandments which are more relevant to... More > the 21st century than those left behind in stone by ‘old lick-arse’ Moses.
Above all else, this is a tale of an unlikely and ultimately passionate romance between Jesus Christ and Megan Milligan, a feisty, Irish phone sex operator and devoted atheist, as they struggle to come to terms with an unplanned pregnancy!< Less
Barry Shaw’s whirlwind journey through life was shaped by the growing demands of a multitude of disorders, which meant he tended to clean things repeatedly and aggressively...before they had... More > the chance to murder him!
Barry thrived on routine. If it hadn’t happened before, it was unlikely to happen ever…until he collided into her that is. On that fateful day, as he walked to work, stepping from the centre of one pavement stone to the next, he crashed into Sandra Wiggins, who had also been discreetly avoiding the dreaded cracks. It was lust at first sight.Love would have to wait. Apart, they were just weird, but together, they were pure mental.
This is the story of two human lovebirds, destined to spend their calamitous lives together…until something extraordinary occurs that threatens to decimate what remains of their limited sanity.
Welcome to the New World Order, created when Barry met his Miss. Match!< Less
Dysfunctional Romance‘The Break-Up!’
Follow Barry and Sandra, the most dysfunctional couple ever, as they tackle an inevitable marital crises in the company of their psychotic twins, a... More > frustrated fortune-teller, a few mental asylum ‘buddies’…and two poxy pedigree poodles!
Throw in a crazy dollop of OCD, ADHD, panic attacks, alcohol and kinky sexual shenanigans, stirred up with a nice sprinkle of pavement crack phobia, and this might just be the funniest escapade ever to be told.
An unconventional romantic comedy that’ll restore your faith in antidepressants!< Less