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Pure Sand Gardening By Patrick Jordan
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Pure sand over topsoil provides an easy to weed, clean way to grow and harvest vegetables that provides a secret ingredient to your mineral content. Learn a helpful method to augment poor soil or... More > grow above it from a gardener with 40+ years of experience.< Less
Saprophyte By Patrick Jordan
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Saprophyte explains the world of vampyres and the original Dracula from a biological origin. College professor Carl Albert teams up with a former student Pauly who runs a microbrewery to ward off... More > the infection with a hearty diet of beer! The sad thing is, Albert is an alcoholic. Not to worry CDC doctor Margaret Cook who is equally out of her depth in something that defies science and reason: The Undead. Some sexual situations, reader discretion is advised.< Less
Shadowlands BW By Patrick Jordan
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Shadowlands is a virtual reality nightmare full of sexy female Cyborgs with a mission: KILL ALL MEN! Krant is the planetary system's most successful technocriminal. He is recruited to shut down the... More > threat of the Cyborgirls that are destroying and taking over entire planets. His team is transported to Shadowlands during a hyperspace jump where strange, impossible creatures are equal threats as they Cyborgirls to where just living and breathing is a battle. Reality is stranger than Virtual Reality when Krant gets to the bottom of who started this and why. This is the black and white illustrated version. Some sexual situations, reader discretion is advised.< Less
Making The Grade By Patrick Jordan
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Making The Grade is Book One in the Peter Arnot Adventure time travel series. Peter creates a time machine then tries it out with disastrous effects. He meets fellow travelers that are loosely... More > organized into a 'club'. Peter gets lost in a 2-D, is rescued, falls into the time travel trap of what he calls tail-chasing, then gets dead. Follow his adventures in Book Two: Photographs.< Less
Shadowlands By Patrick Jordan
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Shadowlands is a virtual reality nightmare full of sexy female Cyborgs with a mission: KILL ALL MEN! Krant is the planetary system's most successful technocriminal. He is recruited to shut down the... More > threat of the Cyborgirls that are destroying and taking over entire planets. His team is transported to Shadowlands during a hyperspace jump where strange, impossible creatures are equal threats as they Cyborgirls to where just living and breathing is a battle. Reality is stranger than Virtual Reality when Krant gets to the bottom of who started this and why. This is the color illustrated version. Some sexual situations, reader discretion is advised.< Less
Saga By Patrick Jordan
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Saga is Book Three in the Peter Arnot Adventure time travel series. Peter left a legacy with Sheila that is the key to the mystery of the formation of the entire universe and beyond. The full... More > History before History is given of a multi-universe system and the religious myths that caused it to come into being. Follow Sheila's adventures as she tried to make the world over in her image when Book Four: Through a Glass, Dimly that is currently being written.< Less
Photographs By Patrick Jordan
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Photographs is Book Two in the Peter Arnot Adventure time travel series. Peter has shut down all of this alternate time streams in an attempt to put an end to what he calls tail-chasing. How can... More > you die as a time traveler when there are as many physical spinoffs of your timestream as a schizophrenic has personalities? The story is taken up by his girlfriend Sheila for a melancholy reminisce of what might have been. Follow Sheila's adventures in Book Three: Saga.< Less
VisualEyes Guitar Instruction Manual By Patrick Jordan
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Colored dot patterns teach how to play guitar by pattern along side music theory.
Same Pig Different Lipstick v.4 By Patrick Jordan
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Same Pig Different Lipstick is volume 4 in the series Operator's Manual for the Hu-Man body. Same Pig should be considered a continuous narrative of about 3000 pages separated by the limits of... More > printing in concert with Hu-Man Beans, Doof of the Dogs, Prion Agenda, and Continuum. Same Pig shows you just who your enemy is and what they have done. A deconstruction on just the MTHFR gene is unlike anything out there. Coupled with volume 3, and 5 the full scope of the assaults on humanity can neither be denied or discerned by any other source or any other author. This work is UNIQUE in its scope and presentation. A transcription of a work on flesh food as doof is simultaneously disgusting but indispensable for survival on this planet. These books contain harsh, blasphemous language that is suitable for the condition that we find ourselves in of full-spectrum warfare in Hell, so there will be no apologies or sanitized versions of these books ever offered.< Less
Doof Of The Dogs By Patrick Jordan
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Doof of the Dogs is volume 5 in the series Operator's Manual for the Hu-Man body. Doof of the Dogs should be considered a continuous narrative of about 3000 pages separated by the limits of printing... More > in concert with Hu-Man Beans, Same Pig Different Lipstick, Prion Agenda, and Continuum. Biological molecules that are the building blocks of Life are laid out in textbook fashion but not like any textbook that you have or will ever see. All mystery and occultation has been stripped away for that "I finally GET IT" moment to dawn on you. The main focus is on the laboratory-grade weapon called Candida yeast. The topic of Bile and how it rules the health of the body is covered with insights that ONLY can be had by my work and nowhere else. These books contain harsh, blasphemous language that is suitable for the condition that we find ourselves in of full-spectrum warfare in Hell, so there will be no apologies or sanitized versions of these books ever offered.< Less

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