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No' Rabbie Burns: Poetry the Bard Would Not Have Put His Name To
eBook (ePub): $2.47
Rabbie Burns is indisputably (well we're certainly not disputing it) Scotland’s favourite poet. Indeed, he’s ranked amongst the world’s greatest poets of all time, having produced... More > many works of pure genius: 'Auld Lang Syne', 'Tam O’ Shanter' and 'A Red, Red Rose' to name but a few. However, the poems in NO' RABBIE BURNS, if you haven't already guessed it from the title, were not written by Rabbie Burns. But they are funny ... and Scottish ... and include 'Picts Rule', 'Owed to a Bank Manager', 'Tae a Wee Fat Bastard' and 'The Big Issue Seller'... Enjoy!< Less
Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road? : And Other Scottish Jokes
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Scotland is an amazing, unique country with so much to celebrate: spectacular islands, mountains, glens and lochs; a wonderful culture of music, poetry and dance; a proud, though sometimes tragic... More > history; a national football squad that can hold its own against some of the best Girl Guide teams in the world... Then there's haggis, the Loch Ness Monster, the kilt, whisky, Irn-Bru, heather, thistles, bagpipes and so on... But there's one thing the Scots as a nation do particularly well: they take the piss out of all of this! Yes - when the Scots tell a joke it's usually at their own expense. So this collection of gems pokes fun at just about everyone and everything from kilts and haggis through footie and thriftiness to Sassenachs, Teeries, and Glaswegians. Some of the jokes are old favourites retold, some are brand new, and some are a few specimens found on that internet thingy which have been massaged to make them almost funny.< Less
Lazy Sod's Guide to Sex
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From flea to whale there's one common driving force: the craving for sex. Indeed hamsters are so randy they often have sex seventy-five times a day. We may criticise pigs for their poor hygiene but... More > when it comes to sex they sure take home the bacon, having orgasms that last a cock-boggling thirty minutes! However, for most men the urge to find a mate and have sex is delicately counter-balanced by the overwhelming desire to sit on the sofa watching telly while eating burgers and downing copious amounts of lager. So, if this describes you, this book is the perfect read. It will tell you everything you need to know about sex from 'easy ways to meet chicks' to fun positions - and will show you how to do it all with the very minimum of effort. So, crack open another six pack, lie back comfortably and be prepared to be sexucated!< Less
A Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two Up Your Kilt. Modern Scottish Proverbs
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Lazy Sod's Guide to Pulling
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This book is dedicated to the 11,742 wonderful lovers the author would have had if only this book had been available when he was a lad. It is a useful little guide covering all the pitfalls of the... More > pulling game, with sections ranging from Why Pull?, What Are Girls Looking For? and How to Pull through to Creating the Right Impression, Topics of Conversation and Breaking Up – all rounded off with a Pulling Quiz and an Agony Aunt Q&A session.< Less
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