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It Never Ends: The Terrible Life of Carl By Colonel (Retired) Carl E. Pfeiffer
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How does a fat kid with no friends, bad grades, whose parents hate him and the community snickers at his every move, grow up to be a Colonel and the Chief of Staff of an Army Division? It Never Ends... More > chronicles the terrible life of Carl and his evolution from imaginary crime fighter to retired Army Colonel. Our tale starts when Carl's parents refuse to see their first grandchild. Confused and angry, Carl takes us back to his childhood that starts at the city dump and later moves to a small house in the country where he watches horror movies with his suicidal neighbor. His father moves the family to the quaint town of Fairport, NY. Carl's new house is set on a Norman Rockwell-like cul-de-sac that becomes the setting for Carl's personal hell. This is a hysterical look at the life of a adolescent loser who despite his circumstances concludes that success is a decision. Carl joins the Army, marries the girl of his dreams, raises his own kids all the while he is tormented by his past.< Less
It Never Ends, The Terrible Life of Carl By Colonel (Retired) Carl E. Pfeiffer
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How does a fat kid with no friends, bad grades, whose parents hate him and the community snickers at his every move, grow up to be a Colonel and the Chief of Staff of an Army division? It Never Ends... More > chronicles the terrible life of Carl and his evolution from imaginary crime fighter to retired Army Colonel. Our tale starts when Carl's parents refuse to see their first grandchild. Confused and angry, Carl takes us back to his childhood that starts at the city dump and later moves to a small house in the country where he watches horror movies with his suicidal neighbor. His father moves the family to the quaint town of Fairport, NY. Carl's new house is set on a Norman Rockwell-like cul-de-sac that becomes the setting for Carl's personal hell. This is a hysterical look at the life of a adolescent loser who despite his circumstances concludes that success is a decision. Carl joins the Army, marries the girl of his dreams, raises his own kids all the while he is tormented by his past.< Less
Someday By Colonel (Retired) Carl E. Pfeiffer
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Since 1977 Carl Pfeiffer has been a dedicated and loyal Buffalo Bills fan. In Someday! he takes you on a twisted, emotional, and hysterical journey through Bills history. For countless people... More > who call Buffalo home, the Bills are more than a football team, they are a member of the family. A family member who sometimes makes you proud, sometimes is frustrating and sometimes breaks your heart. This is a unique look at one team’s impact on a fan, his family and his life. Not a typical sports book, Someday! is told entirely from the fan’s biased perspective. Pfeiffer in his funny way chronicles eight heartbreaking losses in Buffalo Bills history, how they impacted his life and what they meant to his hometown. Along the way, Carl gives his unique views on Hall of Famers Jim Kelly and Bruce Smith, why the Bills really were the winners of Super Bowl XXVIII and why in Buffalo there beats the heart of a champion.< Less