There's strange things afoot on Mars.
In this incredibly skewed and slightly humourous tale, Mike must dig deep if he's going to find out what's going on at Mars Incorporated, make it out alive, and... More > above all else locate the mysterious Rose.
And... what's the deal with the Black Cat, and why is it so important that Mike follows it? To make matters worse, he doesn't even like cats!< Less
How do you have sex when you make an elephant feel small?
Stephen, the most repulsive descendant of a bloke called Puke, finds himself in the company of some rather odd aliens who claim they can do... More > the impossible - help him lose his virginity.
There's just one problem keeping sex and Stephen apart. No one who sees his mammoth member, be they man, woman, or [insert gender here], remains conscious. The mere sight of his astronomical appendage has everyone seeing stars.
It’s Stephen versus the Universe, with a cast of aliens, animals and the trusty Time Harley as they embark on a random quest of epic proportions across time and space to get his willy wet.
Oh, did I mention that the fate of the Universe depends on it?< Less
The thing about travelling through time and space is that there are so many ways it can go wrong, so when Dan, Tristian, Secily and Trayn travel to an alternate reality there is no way they could... More > have known that the chain of events they set in motion would put the entire human race in jeopardy once again.
Not only that but there is a new, powerful alien race that seems intent on wiping out humanity, not to mention more werewolves than you can shake a stick at.
All of this leaves Dan and Co. wondering why in all the Universe things never go quite according to plan.
Traverse the Multiverse in the second installment of the Half-Light series!< Less
"Hit the fucking Half-Light, now!"
Lightyears from Earth, Mankind has made a new home in a new system. A group of friends brought together seemingly by chance must battle for the freedom... More > of an entire species.
With so many foes including vampires, witches and werewolves, they risk their very lives to ensure human life continues.
Along the way they discover an alternate reality where technology reached its peak in the early part of the 21st century, but is superior technology a worthy substitute for the skill and cunning of our heroes?
Find out, in the exciting first installment of the Half-Light series!< Less
How do you find love when all the hot alien chicks try to kill you at every turn?
Join Ecks as he battles psychotic alien babes, killer furbies, big ass pussy cats and the mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex.... More > He’s not alone though. With a supporting cast of stripper nuns with guns, airship pirates, a sexy time travelling warrior and the Blood, it’s sure to be an action-packed adventure.
Can Ecks and his crew find a place to call home before his luck runs out?< Less