IT'S A SAVELOY!
The doner kebab married the chipolata.
I can't wait to hear the pitta platter of tiny meat.
Ex-journalist Simon Townsend introduces you to his off-beat look at life through his eyes.... More > This razor-sharp collection of more than 50 poems is like nothing you will have read before, and his wry, quirky humour delivers pages of smiles and laughter. From the sublime to the ridiculous, from the poignant to the silly, Simon's original little ditties mark him out as a cross between Spike Milligan and John Hegley - a cross-breed for a new generation!
Remember: life can be too serious. There's always time for some funny stuff!< Less