1942 crime drama. Tale of the Templar Turkey. Ash Franks, Hollyweird Private Detective investigates the demise of former long time friend and police partner in Chicago. Backtracks the trail of his... More > former partner with the aid of a Black Chicago Beat Cop, an angry Italian Bookie and an Irish Thug. Their journey takes them to unexpected places and reveals truths that must remain secret to protect their very lives.< Less
The further adventures of Sam "Starman" Hoyt, his niece Jan Hoyt and his Great Grandfather Cowboy Jeremiah "Buck" Hoyt known as "The Giant Flying Lizard Killer" by the... More > Apaches.
This book rounds out and completes the story of Alien Empires by combining the stories of Buck Hoyt and Jan Hoyt. Thus combining the Trilogy into two books.
Herein are shoot outs, adventure, near bodice ripping moments with hand holding and googly eyes. Gratuitous violence and humor. Complete with two Super Nerds to stir the plot.
Now you can stop pestering me for the sequel so I can get back to "Ash Franks and the Templar Turkey" that went on hold while I wrote this for you, dear Reader.
Early reviews: "Gripping, Funny, Where do you come up with this stuff," and "Brilliant."< Less
A collection of silly stories, one-liners, historical humor and wit. Something for everyone not going beyond light Blue at it's worst and taking potshots at the stiff necked, reverent and disdainful... More > with wanton abandon. No turn was left unstoned in it's unwarranted disregard for authority figures, world religions and cultures past, present and future.< Less
Stop the worrying! Now for the umpteenth time there is finally an in depth handbook thrown together to stop that pesky Hero or Heroine from defeating the Aspiring Evil Overlord of the Universe... More > handbook thrown together to stop that pesky Hero from defeating the Aspiring Evil Overlord of the Universe from achieving his or her dreams. All (at least most) of the errors committed by previous Evil Overlords are presented herein for leasurely reading. Something to fill those slow moments in between gloating over Hero frozen and hung as a wall decoration, droping a Jedi into a pit or waiting for that Genesis device to go off. Each and every error is covered. From dealing with that pesky spy, shaken not stirred, to what to do with the one's Darth Lord and his pesky offspring. When to give a monologue, soliloquy to gloat AFTER shooting the Hero. Now it is finally possible to have a handy reference to turn to. The final word for those seeking to conquer the Universe and be that Despot you've always wanted to be!< Less
An eclectic selection of humorous stories, jokes, one liners, ethnic, religious, news headlines and comments equally applied to offend, er, um, amuse everyone. A mix of original and choice humor... More > that can be used to inflict on innocent bystanders and coworkers with malice aforethought. Enjoy!< Less
Using a scientific form of analysis within a philosophical approach of the Universe and our place in it. Basically eliminating any existentialism and religious view points past and currently... More > inflicting the world. Or, a whole passel of highfalootin' mess of big words that will send the average person into a state of confused conundrums.< Less
A retro look at those old black and white monster horror scary Sci Fi movies with a special twist. A humorous poke at Horror TV shows like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, The Vegas Vampire and other... More > late night TV horror show hosts that still linger on like the undead that creep from the shadows of the night to inflict us with sarcasm and humor.< Less
A delightful collection of wit, humor and observations of society. Useful as a conversation starter, speech opener or just a source to make the reader appear more intelligent and witty at parties. ... More > If all else fails, a collection of "Yo Momma" jokes have been included should the Mark Twainian like short essays be incomprehensible to the reader. May also be used as a projectile or similar attention getter by proper application upside the head.< Less
"Alien Empires" and "Alien Empires Ascendant" combined into a single book. Covering the adventures of grandfather Jeremiah "Buck" Hoyt, Uncle Sam Hoyt and his two... More > nieces Jan Hoyt and Bonnie Woods in their battles against the Draconis Empire to save Earth and their allies from subversion, invasion and genetically modified slavery.< Less
A collection of short stories on tracking and rebellion against it. Derived from current and projected tracking of people all over by means of cameras, RFID chips and so on. The stories range from... More > the late 1800's to the far future, passing right through current technology and some of the methods used by people to protect their privacy.< Less