1942 crime drama. Tale of the Templar Turkey. Ash Franks, Hollyweird Private Detective investigates the demise of former long time friend and police partner in Chicago. Backtracks the trail of his... More > former partner with the aid of a Black Chicago Beat Cop, an angry Italian Bookie and an Irish Thug. Their journey takes them to unexpected places and reveals truths that must remain secret to protect their very lives.< Less
The further adventures of Sam "Starman" Hoyt, his niece Jan Hoyt and his Great Grandfather Cowboy Jeremiah "Buck" Hoyt known as "The Giant Flying Lizard Killer" by the... More > Apaches.
This book rounds out and completes the story of Alien Empires by combining the stories of Buck Hoyt and Jan Hoyt. Thus combining the Trilogy into two books.
Herein are shoot outs, adventure, near bodice ripping moments with hand holding and googly eyes. Gratuitous violence and humor. Complete with two Super Nerds to stir the plot.
Now you can stop pestering me for the sequel so I can get back to "Ash Franks and the Templar Turkey" that went on hold while I wrote this for you, dear Reader.
Early reviews: "Gripping, Funny, Where do you come up with this stuff," and "Brilliant."< Less
A collection of silly stories, one-liners, historical humor and wit. Something for everyone not going beyond light Blue at it's worst and taking potshots at the stiff necked, reverent and disdainful... More > with wanton abandon. No turn was left unstoned in it's unwarranted disregard for authority figures, world religions and cultures past, present and future.< Less
Stop the worrying! Now for the umpteenth time there is finally an in depth handbook thrown together to stop that pesky Hero or Heroine from defeating the Aspiring Evil Overlord of the Universe... More > handbook thrown together to stop that pesky Hero from defeating the Aspiring Evil Overlord of the Universe from achieving his or her dreams. All (at least most) of the errors committed by previous Evil Overlords are presented herein for leasurely reading. Something to fill those slow moments in between gloating over Hero frozen and hung as a wall decoration, droping a Jedi into a pit or waiting for that Genesis device to go off. Each and every error is covered. From dealing with that pesky spy, shaken not stirred, to what to do with the one's Darth Lord and his pesky offspring. When to give a monologue, soliloquy to gloat AFTER shooting the Hero. Now it is finally possible to have a handy reference to turn to. The final word for those seeking to conquer the Universe and be that Despot you've always wanted to be!< Less
An eclectic selection of humorous stories, jokes, one liners, ethnic, religious, news headlines and comments equally applied to offend, er, um, amuse everyone. A mix of original and choice humor... More > that can be used to inflict on innocent bystanders and coworkers with malice aforethought. Enjoy!< Less
It is a year later after Ash Franks, Harry the Irish Thug, Officer Bill Williams and Tony the Tally man had their run in with a Chicago Crime Boss and the Templars in the Eastern US and Canada in... More > “Ash Franks and the Templar Turkey.” In "Ash Franks in Moonlight", early 1943 Hollywood turns into Hollyweird of strange events and horror. Bound to give the reader a reason to sleep with the light on.< Less
The third and final tale of Ash Franks,
Hollyweird Private Investigator, his adventures
in World War II, his later life in 1965 with
his family and his final encounter. The ending
isn't what one... More > might expect! In this third book
you'll meet Bill Williams, the Black Chicago
Cop, Tony Gallo, the former Mob Bookie, Harry
Corker, the Irish Thug who come together again
to antagonize an English Color Sargent, Hang
out in a French Cafe with the Underground,
Chase an Italian Scientist across the Northern
Mediterranean to Rome. Then there is Bertha and
Ash's secretary Sheila on their return.
Finally a big surprise for Baker, California...
Oh yeah, they get to play with automatic
weapons and explosives too! Don't forget to
read Ash Franks "The Templar Turkey" and
"Moonlight" first.< Less
"Alien Empires" and "Alien Empires Ascendant" combined into a single book. Covering the adventures of grandfather Jeremiah "Buck" Hoyt, Uncle Sam Hoyt and his two... More > nieces Jan Hoyt and Bonnie Woods in their battles against the Draconis Empire to save Earth and their allies from subversion, invasion and genetically modified slavery.< Less
A grand collection of witty and humorous stories, snarkisms, jokes, Twainian essays, oddities and observations. Includes rules to live by, explain the world around or aid in inflicting revenge on... More > the idiocracy the imposes it's self on you.< Less
A collection of short stories on tracking and rebellion against it. Derived from current and projected tracking of people all over by means of cameras, RFID chips and so on. The stories range from... More > the late 1800's to the far future, passing right through current technology and some of the methods used by people to protect their privacy.< Less