The idea for Saucy Sonnets of Every Kind came about as a challenge I gave Allan R. Emery, to write a Sonnet of every form. In his efforts to do so, there are about 38 different forms of sonnets... More > written in this book, all in perfect rhyme and meter, that is, if the form had called for it.
I am dazzled and amazed by his unending talent to write perfect sonnets, from voltas to meter, to rhyme to syllable count and use of poetic devices such as alliteration and metaphor. Not only does he perfect the art of sonnet writing again and again, but the spiritual message he delivers through his work is enlightening and uplifting.
I’d like to thank Allan for writing these lovely Sonnets and am thrilled he has chosen to share them with the world! I hope you, the reader, take from this book of wide varied sonnets a rich experience as I have that will last a lifetime!< Less
Because of one brave and lonely man the universe came out of a dark age of pointless orgies and into an age of enlightened orgies, the universe itself was created, dinosaurs became extinct on Earth,... More > Jupiter got a fixed spot, the governments of Earth united in peace and the universe discovered the best beer anywhere! It's all here, including a torrid threesome between a ne'er-do-well, a struggling waitress, and a little 4 inch tall leggy, buxom astronaut from another galaxy. From our creator Knurdleigh's outside-the-box thinking came the two most weird yet true stories of our time: How the Universe was created and how the greatest beer in the universe was discovered. This is without taking into account, the spot on Jupiter, the extinction of the dinosaurs, the enlightenment of the universe except for Earth, and the sprouting of the one and true religion, practiced throughout the cosmos by the greatest of all wise peoples, the Drunk Monks. Bottoms up!< Less
This book is written using 100% recycled words. No poets were killed suring the making of this book, but that’s not for lack of trying. This book also meets each and/or every international... More > ozone help standard, since they haven’t gotten their thumbs out of their buts and created any. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this book. Do not combine with other medications.
Rib tickling insanity that makes way too much sense. When men reach a certain age they are supposed to drink too much, cheat on their wives and view celebrity porn. Unfortunately, that got old quick and I found myself writing random sarcasm and irreverence. I figured I'd make it into a book and piss off my ex, who wanted me to write stories back when all I wanted to do were violent stories where some poor man's wife gets killed in creative ways.< Less