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Elegantly Chaotic By Joshua Vine
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Prepare for a new definition of insanity. This collection of: short stories, poems and random thoughts will have you laughing-out-loud one minute and cutting your wrists the next. Elegant Chaotic... More > brings you wide-range of over 20 writings, including 10 short stories. There is something for everyone…or maybe no one, truly hilarious and heartbreaking, two words that are not used together often enough. Elegantly Chaotic is a dangerous look inside the randomly chaotic thoughts that live inside each of our heads. From the Author that brought you: The Blood You Owe, The Werewolf Chronicles, Edge of Consciousness and Game of Thorns.< Less
Fight or Feast By Joshua Vine
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In this eagerly awaited sequel to Game of Thorns, Joshua and Greg Vine have created a work of unsurpassed vision, power and imagination... Or maybe not, perhaps it’s just more nonsense and... More > severed penises. Fight or Feast: A Song of Tits and Procrastination Tension is abundant throughout the known world. After slaying the Griffin King, Donald Greenleaf was able to bring peace to the kingdom of Amular, but this didn’t bring peace to the nearby lands. The epic saga of Donald Greenleaf continues in the sequel to Game of Thorns. As the king of Amular and ruler of the realm, Donald faces new challenges more dangerous than ever as the nearby villages of Amular build their armies and prepare for battle to become the one true king of the realm. King Greenleaf will balance love and home-life as he battles such great creatures as the manticore and watches entertaining episodes of Madame Secretary on CBS.< Less
The Werewolf Chronicles By Joshua Vine
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For the first time ever, The Werewolf Chronicles is bundled into this neat little package. Speaking of packages, how about that Ryan Gosling? What were we talking about? Oh yeah, Own: An Even Newer... More > Moon, The Werewolf and Vampire Diaries, and The Hungry Werewolf Games together for the first time. The complete saga of ridiculousness awaits you…Don’t believe me, read these reviews: "F*** you, I'm not reading that!" - Newsweek "Guy! you can't jerk-off in here!" - Manager of Arby's “Better than Obama-care!” – John McCain “This is the Greatest piece of literature ever written. It exemplifies the courage of America.” – President Obama (At least he told me he was…Is President Obama a 40-year old white homeless man who lives behind a Shell station? It probably wasn't him.) “Sir, I've already told you. You cannot jerk-off in Arby’s. If you’re not going to zip up your pants and order an Arby-Melt, you’re going to have to leave.” – Arby’s Manager.< Less
Edge of Consciousness By Joshua Vine
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What is reality? Why do we exist? What happens after death? This is the dark and disturbing story of what happens when dreams and reality seem to merge. A chance encounter with a beautiful woman... More > splits a man's life in half and leaves him desperately searching for answers and a way out. "Questions and confusion will not allow me to rest. I no longer understand anything that is happening, then again, maybe I never did. The more I search for answers, the less I seem to find. Why does this have to be so difficult? Will it ever get better? I feel lost all of the time, and I don't know how to make it stop. Who decides what the meaning of life is? Who decides what is normal and what is strange? Who decides what is real and what is fake?"< Less
The Blood You Owe By Joshua Vine
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Can one thought change your life and seal your fate? How fragile is your mind? How easy is it to break? How thin is the line between sanity and insanity? The Blood You Owe is a spine-tingling, dark,... More > disturbing novel that will have you questioning the thoughts in your head. What happens if you follow them? What path will they lead you down? Is it possible to change your destiny, or will fate not allow it? This is the disturbing tale of a man pushed over the edge by unforgettable love. One simple thought turns into murder and sadistic obsession. This thought turns into unquenchable blood-lust. The torture of undying and unquestionable past love pushes him further into the blackness as his mind dissolves into insanity. Will he be able to control his internal demons before it’s too late? Will the police be able to piece together the murders and catch the insane killer? Everything leads to an intense, inevitable climax as the woman whose love never left his mind returns to his life.< Less
Game of Thorns By Joshua Vine & Greg Vine
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Prince Donald Greenleaf was on top of the world. He was next in line to become the King of his beloved kingdom. This was, until the day his father died and left the throne to his evil Jester. Donald... More > must determine why his father would change his will, and recruit an army to take the throne that is rightfully his. On his journey, he will encounter: griffins, stacked wenches, dragons and tons of other mythical creatures during this epic trilogy. Join Donald as he embarks on the greatest adventure of his life. For the first time ever, own the complete trilogy, all in one book. • Game of Thorns I: Companionship of the Acquaintances • Game of Thorns II: Scuffle for the Structures • Game of Thorns III: Return of the Griffin King< Less

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