Don't [turn your television on tonight]. Don't [change channels]. Don't [let it find you]. Don't [let the thing watch from beyond your television screen], the thing that lies in wait.
Plug your ears... More > and cover your eyes. Don't [get curious and peek]. If you do the thing will find you, will introduce you to tales of terror that will shock and excite you. [You will be shown wonders beyond your imagination, see stories you only thought existed within dreams, mingle with characters beyond description]. Isn't that really what you want?
No. The cost is too high, you can't afford it. Turn it off, it's not worth it. Stop [watch]ing [now], before you [get a glimpse]. One frame is never enough. [You'll be sucked in, time will stop, eternal episodes will entertain you]. Do you really have the time for this?
It's too late. [Right now someone is watching. His name is Aiden and he's about to find the hottest channel not found in any guide book]. Don't [join him]. He has doomed us all. [Welcome to the show!]< Less