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A Conspiracy of Ha!: Humorous Tales By A.A. Garrison
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“Laughter is a form of redemption.” This is the credo of author A.A. Garrison, applied liberally to these stories in ‘A Conspiracy of HA!’ Under it, anything... More > goes. Earwax-loving aliens. Eyeball-chewing pets. Instructions on killing your zombified clone. Hypnotized boxers. How to get a free lunch using only creamer and a fork. Stephen King doing battle with a werewolf editor. Bridge-jumping, everyone’s doing it! See it all and more in this diverse collection of 25 stories, which showcases A.A. Garrison’s quirky brand of humor. The conspiracy is real, and you’re the target!< Less
A Conspiracy of Ha!: Humorous Tales By A.A. Garrison
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“Laughter is a form of redemption.” This is the credo of author A.A. Garrison, applied liberally to these stories in ‘A Conspiracy of HA!’ Under it, anything... More > goes. Earwax-loving aliens. Eyeball-chewing pets. Instructions on killing your zombified clone. Hypnotized boxers. How to get a free lunch using only creamer and a fork. Stephen King doing battle with a werewolf editor. Bridge-jumping, everyone’s doing it! See it all and more in this diverse collection of 25 stories, which showcases A.A. Garrison’s quirky brand of humor. The conspiracy is real, and you’re the target!< Less
Welcome to Ford By A.A. Garrison
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In this collection of 14 speculative short stories, author A.A. Garrison takes us to Ford, North Carolina, a sleepy little mountain town named after a Civil War deserter. Though out of the way, the... More > town seems to attract an immoderate share of the fantastic and the macabre. Amongst Ford’s citizens are: •Blake (“The Fifty”), who purchases revenge with a fifty-dollar bill •Candy Patrice (“Cloyed”), a young woman who adopts a most unorthodox diet-plan •Mara Dees (“Additive Free”), star in a grisly scheme to appease visitors from outer space •Johannes Bitter (“Half Dead”), an undertaker with an exceptional case of lady trouble •The Doctor (“See Sick”), a roving voyeur who sees more than he bargains for •Frank Belmont (“Dead End”), who goes hunting for nostalgia and finds trouble •Brian (“Brian, Destroyer of Worlds”), who commits murder by coffee •Zedok Crane (“The Package”), amnesic serial killer extraordinaire •The Narrator (“The Center”), a man who saw the face of God And more ...< Less
Welcome to Ford By A.A. Garrison
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n this collection of 14 speculative short stories, author A.A. Garrison takes us to Ford, North Carolina, a sleepy little mountain town named after a Civil War deserter. Though out of the way, the... More > town seems to attract an immoderate share of the fantastic and the macabre. Amongst Ford’s citizens are: •Blake (“The Fifty”), who purchases revenge with a fifty-dollar bill •Candy Patrice (“Cloyed”), a young woman who adopts a most unorthodox diet-plan •Mara Dees (“Additive Free”), star in a grisly scheme to appease visitors from outer space •Johannes Bitter (“Half Dead”), an undertaker with an exceptional case of lady trouble •The Doctor (“See Sick”), a roving voyeur who sees more than he bargains for •Frank Belmont (“Dead End”), who goes hunting for nostalgia and finds trouble •Brian (“Brian, Destroyer of Worlds”), who commits murder by coffee •Zedok Crane (“The Package”), amnesic serial killer extraordinaire •The Narrator (“The Center”), a man who saw the face of God And more ...< Less
The Shining Horrific: A Collection of Horror Stories, Volume 3 By A.A. Garrison
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Behold, the third installment in 'The Shining Horrific' series of short story collections! Author A.A. Garrison once more transports us to the shadows with his "darkly radiant" brand of... More > the macabre. Adhering to the standard set by the original two books, Garrison takes a passionate, cerebral spin on life's grisly side -- horror that asks questions, and often gets answers. If Stephen King collaborated with Stephen Hawking, the results would fit the 'Shining Horrific' rubric. Explore 16 dark possibilities in A.A. Garrison's latest compilation, 'The Shining Horrific: Volume III.'< Less
The Storms of Pemberton By A.A. Garrison
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Pemberton? Yeah, I been there. Take a right at the light, and you’ll see the sign. There’s not much to it, I’m afraid. Still, they got a right nice hospital, darned if I know why.... More > It rains there, I hear. Me? I don’t go down there, if I can help it. You hear things about Pemberton, if you reckon. My cousin, Annie, she popped a flat coming down that valley last year, and, well ... I shouldn’t say no more about that, with her still in the psych ward. You know they never did find that mayor that went missing? And he ain’t the only one – are all kinds of people who’ve got gone around Pemberton, if you can believe what you hear. But, it don’t prove nothing, I suppose. You hear these things; but you hear lots of things. And as for Annie, she’s had her one right hard time, with the doctors talking about ‘post-trauma’ stress and delusions. And, well ... you hear lots of things. I’ll say this, mister. If you’re heading through them parts, keep your windows up and your doors locked. And take a spare tire.< Less
The Storms of Pemberton By A.A. Garrison
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Pemberton? Yeah, I been there. Take a right at the light, and you’ll see the sign. There’s not much to it, I’m afraid. Still, they got a right nice hospital, darned if I know why.... More > It rains there, I hear. Me? I don’t go down there, if I can help it. You hear things about Pemberton, if you reckon. My cousin, Annie, she popped a flat coming down that valley last year, and, well ... I shouldn’t say no more about that, with her still in the psych ward. You know they never did find that mayor that went missing? And he ain’t the only one – are all kinds of people who’ve got gone around Pemberton, if you can believe what you hear. But, it don’t prove nothing, I suppose. You hear these things; but you hear lots of things. And as for Annie, she’s had her one right hard time, with the doctors talking about ‘post-trauma’ stress and delusions. And, well ... you hear lots of things. I’ll say this, mister. If you’re heading through them parts, keep your windows up and your doors locked. And take a spare tire.< Less
The Shining Horrific: A Collection of Horror Stories, Volume 3 By A.A. Garrison
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Behold, the third installment in 'The Shining Horrific' series of short story collections! Author A.A. Garrison once more transports us to the shadows with his "darkly radiant" brand of... More > the macabre. Adhering to the standard set by the original two books, Garrison takes a passionate, cerebral spin on life's grisly side -- horror that asks questions, and often gets answers. If Stephen King collaborated with Stephen Hawking, the results would fit the 'Shining Horrific' rubric. Explore 16 dark possibilities in A.A. Garrison's latest compilation, 'The Shining Horrific: Volume III.'< Less
The High Illogical: A Collection of Strange Tales By A.A. Garrison
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“When I write bizarro fiction, my goal begins and ends with a concept I’ve come to know as ‘the High Illogical’ ...” This isn’t your everyday weirdness. When it... More > comes to the High Illogical, think David Lynch conducting Beethoven in space. Think sculpting mathematics into a prettier color. How might the Louisiana Purchase taste, Batman? First appearing in various bizarre-friendly publications, these stories pursue the High Illogical in a whirlwind chase. Call them absurd. Call them grotesque. Call them outright incorrect. Just don’t call them normal, unless you want to see a book frown. (Note: The preceding introduction is at least 50% untrue, perhaps more. This book’s true title is 'Dick’s TV,' and you’d do well to heed this, traveler. See prologue for details ...)< Less
The High Illogical: A Collection of Strange Tales By A.A. Garrison
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“When I write bizarro fiction, my goal begins and ends with a concept I’ve come to know as ‘the High Illogical’ ...” This isn’t your everyday weirdness. When it... More > comes to the High Illogical, think David Lynch conducting Beethoven in space. Think sculpting mathematics into a prettier color. How might the Louisiana Purchase taste, Batman? First appearing in various bizarre-friendly publications, these stories pursue the High Illogical in a whirlwind chase. Call them absurd. Call them grotesque. Call them outright incorrect. Just don’t call them normal, unless you want to see a book frown. (Note: The preceding introduction is at least 50% untrue, perhaps more. This book’s true title is 'Dick’s TV,' and you’d do well to heed this, traveler. See prologue for details ...)< Less

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