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Romance Explored By Sandra Staines
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Romance Explored is a collection of poems dealing with contemporary love and romance. It covers the exhilaration and elation brought on by a new romance as well as the crushing defeat experienced... More > when romance goes wrong and relationships come to an end. If you have ever been in love then you will be able to relate to these uncomplicated, heart felt poems. Relive the heady days of a brand new romance or wallow in the memory of the journey’s end with Romance Explored. A kiss is just a kiss Until it breaks the chains And ends the quest A kiss is just a flutter of lips Until it wears your name Locked deep within its DNA That’s when you know It’s time to let go Of all that has been And all that has gone before Then a kiss has the power To steal your heart Seal your fate Make you dizzy, and yet Desperate for more< Less
Romance Explored By Sandra Staines
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Romance Explored is a collection of poems dealing with contemporary love and romance. See if this little sample does it for you: Yes I was a fool Listening to his patter It was too smooth This... More > patina of burnished steel The man could have seduced Anything, anyone and anytime And he did Me and a dozen others besides Including the guy down at the hardware store I should have known his wolfish ways He had eyes that would stray But when he turned his gaze my way I melted and practically squirmed In my chair at the fancy restaurant And he knew all the wines and stuff I was pleased; I was chuffed I had never known a man like him Even if I was worried about The pale band of untanned skin On his third finger I was the ingénue It can’t be denied Hungry for what A little town could offer A girl from the sticks, Everywhere he went he caused a stir I mean, how many men out here Wear Italian suits and know how to flirt (extracted from ‘The Wolf in Him’)< Less
Romance Explored By Sandra Staines
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Romance Explored is a collection of poems dealing with contemporary love and romance. See if this little sample does it for you: Yes I was a fool Listening to his patter It was too smooth This... More > patina of burnished steel The man could have seduced Anything, anyone and anytime And he did Me and a dozen others besides Including the guy down at the hardware store I should have known his wolfish ways He had eyes that would stray But when he turned his gaze my way I melted and practically squirmed In my chair at the fancy restaurant And he knew all the wines and stuff I was pleased; I was chuffed I had never known a man like him Even if I was worried about The pale band of untanned skin On his third finger I was the ingénue It can’t be denied Hungry for what A little town could offer A girl from the sticks, Everywhere he went he caused a stir I mean, how many men out here Wear Italian suits and know how to flirt (extracted from ‘The Wolf in Him’)< Less
Romantically Inclined By Sandra Staines
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This short collection of 16 poems is a taster to whet your appetite. Sandra Staines loves love and loves to write about it. Rekindle the memories of when your love was fresh and new. Download your... More > free copy of ‘Romantically Inclined’ and let it help you relive that first heady rush. And gentlemen, when you’re done pass it on to the sweet lady in your life. Just kidding!< Less
Really Silly Riddles By Sandra Staines
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This collection of groan-out-loud silly riddles will provide fun for the whole family. Kids will be able to work out most of the riddles by themselves but they might need a little help on others.... More > This provides the perfect excuse for parents to read this book too.< Less
Really Silly Riddles By Sandra Staines
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This collection of groan-out-loud silly riddles will provide fun for the whole family. Kids will be able to work out most of the riddles by themselves but they might need a little help on others.... More > This provides the perfect excuse for parents to read this book too.< Less
175 Yo Papa Jokes By Sandra Staines
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Yo Mama got so tired of all the Yo Mama jokes making her look bad that she asked me to write some Yo Papa jokes to even out the score. Yo papa's so fat he works as a bra model. Yo papa's so stupid... More > that he thinks square roots are what grow on diseased trees. Yo papa's such a criminal that all the other criminals in town held a protest march, demanding that he leave some work for them. Yo papa's so insecure he thinks everyone is talking about him. Well, yo, papa...guess what! Yo papa's so ugly that he makes a baboon's butt look pretty. Yo papa's so vain that he rides elevators all day long so he can admire himself in the mirrors. Yo papa is so shy he blushes each time the mail man speaks to him; his twin can't understand why yo papa behaves this way.< Less
Nursery Rhymes for the Digital Age By Sandra Staines
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Do you remember the nursery rhymes you used to enjoy as a child? They have now been updated for the digital age. Please Note: Although this is not an 'adult content' book it is not intended for... More > children, but for adults as it requires a certain level of sophistication to understand the humour. One, Two, Three, Four, Five One, Two, Three, Four, Five People once caught fish alive Now they do their phishing on the internet How I despise these crooks These phisher men I've never met Little Tommy Tucker Little Tommy Tucker Uses an app to order pizza for supper He has no use for a knife For the pizza is already sliced And when he has done eating it He will browse a dating site For a potential wife Doctor Foster Doctor Foster was needed in Gloucester His skills, quite precise, were most rare So he hooked up a camera And with the aid of some smart software He controlled the operation from his armchair Download your copy now and marvel at how much things have changed,< Less
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue By Sandra Staines
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue contains a collection of over 200 short verses; some are romantic while others are funny, or just plain silly. Roses are red Violets are blue Around a ballroom I'd... More > love to twirl Yes, I'm just an old-fashioned girl How sad that you have two left feet Perhaps a better suitor I might meet What's that? What's that? Is that just bling? Or is it perhaps a genuine diamond ring? Dancing is for chumps All those lifts and bumps I've had a change of heart How soon can we start? Roses are red Violets are blue I once dated a man from Zurich Things were going as well as could be We were perfectly happy, me and he Until he let one rip It was absolutely sulphuric!< Less
Jokes, Riddles and Rhymes By Sandra Staines
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A kudu went into business with a pride of lions and a cheetah but he quit after a few months. He kudun't cope with all that lion and that cheetah. What do you call a vegetarian vampire... More > bat? Dead. What did the steak say to the knife? It cuts me up the way you treat me. What do you get if you cross spinach with candy? Something kids hate but which they can't resist.< Less

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AS WE FORWARD AS WE FORWARD By Drew W.F. Rigby
Paperback: $10.00