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Chowder & Mort Head West By Chad Woody
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An all-ages weird Western. As the Wild West dies out, a retired trail cook and his talking horse Mort move to California—but the trail from South Dakota to San Francisco is plenty trying, and... More > populated by oddballs of every variety. A younger America burgeons with deceased small-towners, Mormons, paranoid clerks, strange Indians, crafty dwarfs, crazy old women, angry settlers, and of course, Bigfoot.< Less
Through a Hambone Monocle By Chad Woody
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Collection of absurd and outlandish tales. Pirates bowl for supremacy of the high seas. A skeleton wears stolen pajamas. An agoraphobic egg commissions a suit of armor. Children gamble their... More > reputations on a milk-based business model. Krampus gives the gift of infinite kittens, but at what cost? A disabled frog is terrorized by cupcakes. Jokes are delivered with merciless disregard for dignity.< Less
Eel and Bathing Beauty Both By Chad Woody
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Chad Woody's selected poems from 1999-2017. Prose poems, lyric poems, narrative poems, verse in numerous traditions.
Eel and Bathing Beauty Both By Chad Woody
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Selected poems from 1999-2016. Prose poems, lyric poems, narrative poems, verse in several traditions, humor and seriousness, you name it.
Everything I'm Not Embarrassed By By Chad Woody
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Every damn poem I can muster, buster. Nothing to sneeze at, unless you're just that way. Sometimes that's just the way it is.
Uncle Knuckle's Preposterous Narrations By Chad Woody & Kat Philbin
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Strange and laughable adventures for all ages. A pirate crew is hijacked by a haunted bowling alley. A robot disastrously attends Mardi Gras. Armed only with honesty, a trout saves lives on the... More > Mississippi. The Easter Bunny gets worn out. George Washington eats a breakfast fit for champions. A cyclops outwits a sinister sheep-eating monster. A dog bites a vacuum cleaner hose. Bigfoot gets a dog that lays eggs. A bear gets hungry enough to eat a vampire, but eats a car battery instead. Maximum baloney for a minimal price.< Less
Estranged Clone Reunion/I'm Uncomfortable Right Now By Chad Woody & Anne Almirall
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DOUBLE BOOK! One half Anne, the other half Chad. ANNE: If you are like me, you have written numerous stories about divorce, accidental shootings, on-purpose suicides, milk punch, floors, bad... More > decisions, bunnies, hosting tips, sort of lesbian stuff, living vicariously through stuffed gorillas called Anna, naked dances in horse stalls, fun anxiety attacks, make­up tips, more divorce, bedspreads, regrets, using extremely hot burritos to woo the ladies, and generally being uncomfortable. If you are not like me, but have been meaning to learn more about all of these important issues, while simultaneously feeling considerably better about your own life choices, look no further than this collection of true tales. Let's feel uncomfortable together. I'll start: I love you. CHAD: “Somewhere between Teletubbies and suicide, there must be truth.”< Less

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Genius Matters Genius Matters By Angela Maiers
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