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The Honest to God Bible By O'Donnell Thomas
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"The Honest to God Bible," the latest entry into the field of humanity’s sacred texts, has just been translated from its original Ancient Wingding by the renowned Wingding-ese expert,... More > T.F. O’Donnell. Incredibly, the scrolls which make up the original biblical text are dated all the way back to the first century, and yet they are filled with eerily accurate references to social and cultural events that have occurred over the past two thousand years, not just up to the present but also into the far distant future. Although the circumstances of how the original scrolls were discovered is not entirely clear at this time, there is no question whatsoever as to the authenticity of the writings which have been certified to by the A.U.W.A., Americans for a United Wingding-ese Assoc.. To quote Mr. Norman Felspar, the CEO of A. U. W. A., upon first hearing of the find: “Yup, it's real.”< Less
From Atom to Adam By O'Donnell Thomas
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How do you build a human being? How do you go from Atom to Adam? Is an Atom a particle or a wave? Yes. It depends on what you go looking for and what you use to look for it. Is an Atom real or... More > unreal? What about so-called “massless” particles, real or unreal? “Virtual” particles, real or unreal? Yes. Yes. And yes. The more you study “reality,” the more “unreal” it becomes. If reality was only studied in the right order, from Atomology, to Biology, to Chemicology, maybe that would help. Maybe. There’s only one way to find out.< Less
F - - K By O'Donnell Thomas
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Former high school Physics teacher Jamie Stone can’t believe his good fortune when he takes a job as a first year associate in the prestigious law firm of Hartman, Ladder & Wallace. It... More > gets even better when he learns he has been selected to be a member of said firm’s “Inner Sanctum.” Better still when senior partner Jacob Ladder decides to be his personal mentor. But then comes his first assignment, and everything begins to unravel. F - - K.< Less
All Tuckered Out By O'Donnell Thomas
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Tucker Tolliver sits alone wasting away in his prison yard. Waiting to die. Technically it isn’t a prison. It’s a nursing home, and the “prison yard” is the “social... More > fellowship hall.” And technically he isn’t all alone. There he sits with all his fellow prisoners, “colleagues” per the PR department of the nursing home: Mr. Mumbles, Mrs. Mildew, Olive Oyl, Pecan Sandy, Ears, Icky, the unnamed guy with the catcher’s mitt. Some “colleagues.” One final technicality: he isn’t waiting to die. According to the PR department, he’s “living out his golden years in a peaceful environment of joy and comfort.” So says the PR department of the nursing home. All things considered, he’s rather be just about anyplace else. Join Tucker as he struggles to get away from it all; to go back in time to where he once was, to where he has come from, and to where he would like to return. From the darkest dark, to the lightest light.< Less
From the Serpent's Perspective By O'Donnell Thomas
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On its face, an innocent collection of short stories to be read by the reader, underneath the surface lurks the Serpent, and it is from the Serpent’s perspective that the stories are reading... More > you. The real you. But who is the real you? Are you the groundskeeper in “The Garden of Eden After the Fall?” Or, maybe you are “The Pie Maker,” or “The Blind Date.” The father or the son in “Sins of the Father,” or maybe both? One of the sisters in “Blind Date?” Maybe you are (d), all of the above; or make that (e), all of the above plus so much. If your plan is to simply read the stories, don’t bother. But if your plan is to let the stories read you, to become one with the heroes/villains contained herein so as to see things from the Serpent’s perspective, not from the outside looking in, but from the inside looking out, enjoy.< Less
No Reading By O'Donnell Thomas
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XS, S, M, L, XL? At long last, a user-friendly collection of short stories that is tailored to your individual appetite. For those in a hurry (or, if not in a hurry perhaps you prefer racing... More > through a variety of entries without getting bogged down on any single one), “The Missing Protagonist,” “The Fork,” or “Fragments” may be to your liking. At the other end of the spectrum, “Doctrinal Fuzzies,” or “Vital Statistics” or “The Wink” may be just what the doctor ordered. In between, “Asshole,” “Man Overbored,” and “The Executioner” await. But wait. There’s more. Spinkled throughout you will also find your fair share of XS (“Writer’s Block,” “Oblivion,” “Paranoia,” et al.) as well as XL (“The Strange Encounter with Miss Celia Undercarriage,” “GODTH,” and more.< Less