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That Man is a Sinner By Jason Earls
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Ingenious tickling machines, one hundred point bucks, knife fights at class reunions, death metal bands having deep philosophy discussions, law-breaking poster tricks, a blues guitarist meeting Eric... More > Clapton in the form of Barack Obama, flying quad-runners, world record back busters, 'That Man is a Sinner' by Jason Earls has it all.< Less
How to Become a Guitar Player from Hell By Jason Earls
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This book covers almost every guitar technique used by modern guitar virtuosos and explains them in simple terms anyone can understand. Topics include arpeggios, finger tapping, artificial and muted... More > harmonics, exotic scales and chords, modes, "outside" playing, and more, along with never before published methods such as the "wah-wham" technique, unorthodox tremolo bar manipulations, and out-of-the-box thinking exercises. Extensive musical examples are provided in tablature form, no traditional music reading skills necessary. Topics tangential to guitar playing yet still of interest to guitarists are also included, such as how to find band members, taking care of your hands, how to get gigs, and more. The author draws upon his 20 years of guitar playing experience to provide genuine "insider" information, much of which has never appeared elsewhere. Guitarists of all levels will find a plethora of knowledge within this book to dramatically improve their proficiency on the instrument.< Less
Heartless Bastard In Ecstasy By Jason Earls
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Clyde and Theresa. Living their shattered lives in a small town. Sad, desperate, lonely, heart broken. Working crappy jobs, having lascivious sexual encounters with perfect strangers, wandering... More > through graveyards, drinking cough syrup in night clubs, playing with strange chemical compositions, praying in flophouses, and striving for the forbidden in every possible way. What else could they do? Not much. Lurking within this southern gothic antinovel is an entire universe of abnormality, with emotional contraptions situated between the text and reader for maximum sensory enhancement.< Less
That Man is a Sinner By Jason Earls
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Ingenious tickling machines, one hundred point bucks, knife fights at class reunions, death metal bands having deep philosophy discussions, law-breaking poster tricks, a blues guitarist meeting Eric... More > Clapton in the form of Barack Obama, flying quad-runners, world record back busters, 'That Man is a Sinner' by Jason Earls has it all.< Less
The Lowbrow Experimental Mathematician By Jason Earls
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Jason Earls is a writer, guitarist, and computational number theorist specializing in finding concrete primes and writing poignant, technologically-advanced, hipster prose. He is the author of... More > Mathematical Bliss, That Man is a Sinner, Primitive Knife Manual (with Scene Williams), Underground Guitar Handbook, A Cringe-Meister in the Bathos-Sphere, How to Become a Guitar Player from Hell, Red Zen, Cocoon of Terror (Afterbirth Books), Heartless Bastard In Ecstasy, I Sin Every Number, Zombies of the Red Descent, and 0.136101521283655... all available on Amazon.com and other online book stores. His fiction and mathematical work have been published in Death Head Grin, Red Scream, M-Brane SF, Yankee Pot Roast, MathWorld.com, Scientia Magna, three of Clifford Pickover’s books, Neometropolis, AlienSkin, Recreational and Educational Computing, Escaping Elsewhere, Thirteen, Prime Curios, the Online Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences, and other publications. He currently resides in Oklahoma with his wife, Christine.< Less
Naked Lesbian Stalker By Jason Earls
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A naked lesbian stalker who only wants to be loved... a blues guitarist who meets Eric Clapton in the form of Barack Obama... a man's vicious crotch-grab after winning a whistling contest... a... More > brilliant jazz flute player with a novel approach to making money... a drummer who grows a new sexual organ out of his leg... a slot machine gambler who jams in a band with Jesus Christ on guitar... a bullwhip-wielding poet who engages in a brutal fight with his uncle armed with a shotgun... These are only a few of the incredible characters you will find in this new collection of short stories by Jason Earls. Elements of realism and absurdism combine with shades of surrealism, horror, and science fiction to make up this thoroughly unique collection of 26 short stories (most previously published in magazines and ezines) that will leave you scratching your head as to why you haven't already been reading Earls' work.< Less
Crazy Fucker In Paradise By Jason Earls
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Truck driver warlocks, SEAL Team 6, ASCII art, developing inner peace, DIY music schemes, people returning from the dead, Marcel Proust, motorcycle road trips, growing blue roses, southern gothic... More > stories, Nietzsche's eternal recurrence, lawn mower businesses, William Faulkner, strange works of art, unusual poems, bows and arrows, horror stories, growing tobacco, L-arginine, living in vans down by the river, Samuel Beckett, entrepreneurs, bad police men, and more... Crazy Fucker In Paradise by Jason Earls has every topic you've ever been curious about in one convenient location.< Less
How to Make Your Own Head Explode By Jason Earls
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Exploding head syndrome, computations on the 196-Problem, selling FFA sausage door-to-door, tips on boosting your intelligence, world record snoring, Navy SEAL workouts, inhibitions & Vaslav... More > Nijinsky, summing infinite series, interpreting reality and postmodern philosophy, cycling workouts, kiting checks, drinking cheap cologne, prime numbers, handstand pushups, St. Padre Pio, cutting edge poetry, Donald Trump quotes, pimps and pig latin, UFC champions, fun with tongue twisters, and more... How to make Your Own Head Explode by Jason Earls has just about every subject you've ever wanted to read about all in one convenient place.< Less
How to Become a Guitar Player from Hell By Jason Earls
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This book covers almost every guitar technique used by modern guitar virtuosos and explains them in simple terms anyone can understand. Topics include arpeggios, finger tapping, artificial and muted... More > harmonics, exotic scales and chords, modes, "outside" playing, and more, along with never before published methods such as the "wah-wham" technique, unorthodox tremolo bar manipulations, and out-of-the-box thinking exercises. Extensive musical examples are provided in tablature form, no traditional music reading skills necessary. Topics tangential to guitar playing yet still of interest to guitarists are also included, such as how to find band members, taking care of your hands, how to get gigs, and more. The author draws upon his 20 years of guitar playing experience to provide genuine "insider" information, much of which has never appeared elsewhere. Guitarists of all levels will find a plethora of knowledge within this book to dramatically improve their proficiency on the instrument.< Less
Heartless Bastard In Ecstasy By Jason Earls
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Clyde and Theresa. Living their shattered lives in a small town. Sad, desperate, lonely, heart broken. Working crappy jobs, having lascivious sexual encounters with perfect strangers, wandering... More > through graveyards, drinking cough syrup in night clubs, playing with strange chemical compositions, praying in flophouses, and striving for the forbidden in every possible way. What else could they do? Not much. Lurking within this southern gothic antinovel is an entire universe of abnormality, with emotional contraptions situated between the text and reader for maximum sensory enhancement.< Less