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Fireflies in the Meadow By Alpha Johnson
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When a salesman tries to push an “extended warranty” on me, I immediately shout “A-ha! So you admit it’s a piece of crap!” What do you call a girl who masturbates on the... More > top of a building? Diddler-On-The-Roof. What’s the worst thing you can say to a blind man with no legs? “You got to learn to look before you leap.” Everybody knows that Jesus turned water into wine. But few people know that He also made a killer Bathtub Margarita... If the above excerpts entertained you, you'll love Fireflies in the Meadow. The book is chock full of irreverant quips and satirical essays on life, love, work, philosophy, TV commercials, God, sex, food, liquor and the quest for happiness. Over 125 pages of observational humor by Alpha Johnson, whom some know as the Lightning Bug's Butt.< Less

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