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GOD SPEAKS The Pastafarian Quatrains By Jon Smith
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Jon Smith, noted anagramic archeologist, presents a discovery of monumental religious significance -- the Pastafarian Quatrains. Each verse of this epic comes directly from the Deity, uncontaminated... More > by human hands and fingers . . . 128 anagram Spaghettigrams -- raw, direct, and unaltered -- from the FSM Himself. The timeless battle between simple truth and obfuscating illusion. Contemplate sacred Spaghettigrams that are vivid, profound, and often sexually explicit and vulgar. The astonishing truth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Pigasus, the two iconic figures of thoughtful skepticism. Quantum meaningfulness analysis: at least 70%. (Note: This is the second edition of the classic GOD SPEAKS! THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IN HIS OWN WORDS< Less
The Pocket Pastafarian Quatrains By Jon Smith
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Here is a pocket version of the epic poem of the eternal struggle for enlightenment, the Pastafarian Quatrains. 128 Spaghettigrams (anagrams of "Flying Spaghetti Monster") are presented... More > without historical introduction or commentary. The portable hip pocket format is ideal for contemplation on-the-go. Large print / large margin edition for easy reading in dark places. To encourage schoolroom use, this text is offered at a reduced price, with ABSOLUTELY NO PROFIT TO THE AUTHOR.< Less
GOD SPEAKS The Pastafarian Quatrains By Jon Smith
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Jon Smith, noted anagramic archeologist, presents a discovery of monumental religious significance -- the Pastafarian Quatrains. Each verse of this epic comes directly from the Deity, uncontaminated... More > by human hands and fingers . . . 128 anagram Spaghettigrams -- raw, direct, and unaltered -- from the FSM Himself. The timeless battle between simple truth and obfuscating illusion. Contemplate sacred Spaghettigrams that are vivid, profound, and often sexually explicit and vulgar. The astonishing truth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Pigasus, the two iconic figures of thoughtful skepticism. Quantum meaningfulness analysis: at least 70%. (Note: This is the second edition of the classic GOD SPEAKS! THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IN HIS OWN WORDS< Less
1,000,000 Verses Direct from the Flying Spaghetti Monster By Jon Smith
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This remarkable book contains exactly 1,000,000 verses direct and uncensored from the Flying Spaghetti Monster. That's 600 pages and 5,000,000 words. Revolutionary computer techology and... More > groundbreaking artificial intelligence software from Europe have searched nearly 3,000,000 verses and identified 1,0000,000 as most profound. All are RANKED for meaningfulness, a claim no other world religion can make about its scriptures! Useful tool for intimidating disbelievers and squashing religious dissent. Excellent bedtime reading for insomniacs. A beautiful coffee table book or door stop. Close your eyes, and poke any page with a pencil to obtain your own personalized Spaghetti "reading." (Research yet to prove FSM readings less accurate than readings from astrology, Tarot cards, the Book of Revelation, or pig entrails.) WARNING: THIS IS AN ABSURDLY GIGANTIC HOLY BOOK GUARANTEED TO BAFFLE AND BEMUSE THE MOST SOMBER AND PIOUS SEEKER.< Less
The BIBLE'S True Words on your DEEPEST SECRET By Jon Smith
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Here's a luxurious large print edition suitable for public display in places of worship. SPECIAL RED LETTER EDITIONTo spread these Words of Joy to all congregations, rich and poor, we are making the... More > entire $102 RED LETTER EDITION available free as a download.< Less
The BIBLE'S True Words on your DEEPEST SECRET By Jon Smith
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Here's a luxurious large print edition suitable for public display in places of worship. SPECIAL RED LETTER EDITIONTo spread these Words of Joy to all congregations, rich and poor, we are making the... More > entire $102 RED LETTER EDITION available free as a download.< Less
GOD SPEAKS! The Flying Spaghetti Monster in his Own Words By Jon Smith
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Wisdom direct from the FSM's noodly lips. Insight on sex, service, and cleanliness; the 7 deadly sins and other world religions. Prophecies on the end of the world & 10,000 uncensored verses.... More > With humor, GOD SPEAKS! challenges us to go beyond superficial religiosity and look for deeper meaning. GOD SPEAKS! is Prof. Jon Smith's first effort of anagram scholarship into the meaning of the "FSM." Although this book is of historical interest, its updated version, GOD SPEAKS: THE PASTAFARIAN QUATRAINS, offers a deeper and clearer insight into the true anagram message of the FSM. It is much more strange and sexually explicit.< Less
GOD SPEAKS! The Flying Spaghetti Monster in his Own Words By Jon Smith
eBook (PDF): $11.84
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Wisdom direct from the FSM's noodly lips. Insight on sex, service, and cleanliness; the 7 deadly sins and other world religions. Prophecies on the end of the world & 10,000 uncensored verses.... More > With humor, GOD SPEAKS! challenges us to go beyond superficial religiosity and look for deeper meaning. GOD SPEAKS! is Prof. Jon Smith's first effort of anagram scholarship into the meaning of the "FSM." Although this book is of historical interest, its updated version, GOD SPEAKS: THE PASTAFARIAN QUATRAINS, offers a deeper and clearer insight into the true anagram message of the FSM. It is much more strange and sexually explicit.< Less

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