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Bloomer By Paul Gilberry
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Bloomer is a caterpillar with a problem. He went to bed full of hope, ready for his future, and he woke up out of sorts. But being left out turns out to be the best thing that could happen to the... More > Glen, as Bloomer and his bug friends all work together and become heroes. If you've ever peeked out from under the covers at your day and it seemed like it might be a little too much, you should get ready for adventure. Bloomer might be the bug for you.< Less
Focus vs. Vespa By Paul Gilberry
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Honestly, it jumps from rough to fuzzy, and not a lot of smooth. It's an "essay" a day and a “plot” lurking between just before Katrina and just after Wilma. It was a blog joke... More > I was playing on friends who googled me. It's a stream of consciousness funny you might not think is your cup of darjeeling, and what a great word darjeeling is, though as a beverage, like all tea, to me, it lacks. Unlike my kickass book. Read a little. You'll be ashamed for me, but you'll want to read more. Then you'll think it's sort of clever. It barely works. Like a watch, but with cogs and springs made of nonsense and cursing. Look inside your Swatch and tell me why it works. And if you repair watches, or your 'gampy' did, and you can hear a sour tick every 43rd second, well screw you, Mr. Renaissance Man, it was rhetorical. Trust me. You've bought less for more. It's better than bad movie tickets. It's better than KFC. Well it's at least between them. Mmm. Self published pretty goodness.< Less
Focus vs. Vespa By Paul Gilberry
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Honestly, it jumps from rough to fuzzy, and not a lot of smooth. It's an "essay" a day and a “plot” lurking between just before Katrina and just after Wilma. It was a blog joke... More > I was playing on friends who googled me. It's a stream of consciousness funny you might not think is your cup of darjeeling, and what a great word darjeeling is, though as a beverage, like all tea, to me, it lacks. Unlike my kickass book. Read a little. You'll be ashamed for me, but you'll want to read more. Then you'll think it's sort of clever. It barely works. Like a watch, but with cogs and springs made of nonsense and cursing. Look inside your Swatch and tell me why it works. And if you repair watches, or your 'gampy' did, and you can hear a sour tick every 43rd second, well screw you, Mr. Renaissance Man, it was rhetorical. Trust me. You've bought less for more. It's better than bad movie tickets. It's better than KFC. Well it's at least between them. Mmm. Self published pretty goodness.< Less