Lazlo Steigenberger, Robert De Niro and a zebra called Zenya all star in this memo to humanity.
YOU’VE BEEN CANCELLED
News just in. The sun doesn’t rise and you’ve all been living... More > your entire lives backwards. Hand in your personality and get out.
You’ve all been cancelled. It’s just not working out. Sorry human. It’s over.
• You live in a universe of nothingness. Nothing between the top of your head and infinite endlessness. Put the racket down and run home.
• The sun is 300,000 times the size of your planet and it’s on fire.
• The planet is blistering through ether at 108,000 k’s an hour. How fast does your car go? Get out of your car and walk away.
• You’re on the edge of a massive, massive universe.
• The universe is an eternal emptiness sitting somewhere between other and every. There are reasons why you are wearing those trousers. Yet none of them add up.< Less