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CASFILER - ANATOMY OF A CLIPPER APPLICATION By Carl Schoner
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This is the complete user manaual and program listing for "CASFILER," a DOS based Clipper database application I developed some years ago that is woefully archaic by today's standards, but... More > nonetheless will provide a enlightening view of how complex the development of even the simplest "useful" PC database applications can be. If you aspire to be a "coder," this work will provide a clear model of how deeply you must address not only the functional aspects of your shareware applications, but also the documentation and user support issues as well in order for the applications to be considered genuinely useful. For an additional $5.00 you can receive the executable via email or delivered on CD.< Less
Spaghetti Code By Carl Schoner
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This is a delicious compilation of assorted algorithms, programs, applications, and cartoons that I have created over the years using a variety of tools and programming languages, most notably... More > Clipper and dBase, but also C, awk, sed, grep, perl, SQL, shell scripting, and india ink. DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK TO LEARN HOW TO PROGRAM! This is more of a book on how NOT to write computer programs. However, if you are an experienced programmer and enjoy viewing code as a logic puzzle, or you would just like to own a collection of some of the most hilarious cartoons and arcane algorithms you will ever be challenged to digest, then by all means, spend a few bucks and download a copy of my book! That way you can convert the PDF to text and cut and paste the routines that you would like to use rather than having to key them in from scratch. Bon Apetite!< Less
MOM! I've Got News For You! By Carl Schoner
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Cartoonists always exaggerate the most outrageous features and characteristics of their subjects, and this is exactly what I do in this little sketchbook tribute to my mother.
Suburban Samurai -The Asian Invasion of the San Gabriel Valley By Carl Schoner
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In the author's words, "A friendly invasion is an invasion nonetheless." This is a humorous personal perspective of how the new wave of Asian immigrants pouring into the San Gabriel Valley... More > has transformed life there. As seen through the eyes of the Artist/Author, this book paints a picturesque exposé of the rapidly changing demographics of the Valley that is as sensitive as it is funny. The contents provide a wild ride of essays and cartoons that touch upon such topics of interest as Samurai Image and Wealth, Politics, Samurai Restaurants and Dining Experiences, Music and Entertainment, Feng Shui, the Dating Disparity Issue, the Asian Intellectual Superiority Myth, Karaoke Clubs, Samurai Supermarket Adventures, and much more! This perspective is essential reading for anyone interested in contemporary American or Asian American studies!< Less
Mom! I've Got News for You! By Carl Schoner
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Cartoonists always exaggerate the most outrageous features and characteristics of their subjects, and this is exactly what I do in this little sketchbook tribute to my mother.
Casfiler - Anatomy of a Clipper Applicaton By Carl Schoner
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This is the complete user manaual and program listing for "CASFILER," a DOS based Clipper database application I developed some years ago that is woefully archaic by today's standards, but... More > nonetheless will provide a enlightening view of how complex the development of even the simplest "useful" PC database applications can be. If you aspire to be a "coder," this work will provide a clear model of how deeply you must address not only the functional aspects of your shareware applications, but also the documentation and user support issues as well in order for the applications to be considered genuinely useful. For an additional $5.00 you can receive the executable via email or delivered on CD.< Less
Carl Allen Schoner's Cartoon Cookbook Sampler By Carl Schoner
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"Carl Allen Schoner's Cartoon Cookbook Sampler" is a zany collection of Carl's favorite quick-fix recipies and cooking related cartoons, including such masterful creations as "Carl's... More > Corney Dogs," "Mighty Meat Balls," "Beer Can Chicken," "Chipped Beef on Toast," and "Your Mama's Eggs!" In addition, you will find the book fully seasoned with a wide assortment of what the author considers to be among his most tasteful cartoons! Written especially for bachelors with little or no cooking experience (or anyone else who doesn't know how to boil an egg) this book emphasizes the essential basic rules of good cooking. Learn to always maximize your resources. Don't work too hard, and don't get too fancy in your preparation. Keep it simple, but make it look complex. Be sure your side dish compliments the main entrée nicely. Time your preparation with the delivery of the meal. And most important of all, keep your sense of humor in the kitchen!< Less
Carl's Mom - Free! By Carl Schoner
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Cartoonists always exaggerate the most outrageous features and characteristics of their subjects, and this is exactly what I do in this little sketchbook tribute to my mother.
Teen Philosophy By Carl Schoner
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A weird yet intriguing look back at the philosophical thinking expressed in my personal diaries. In this book you will find writings delving into such subjects as a definition of the "will"... More > of life, the powers and intentions of God, the meaning of "infinity," a philosophical discussion of the difference between life and death, and the implications of recognizing that the Being we think of as "God" may be prone to error. This is a profoundly personal and introspective glimpse into the mind of a young man, who emerging from his teens is just beginning to search for answers to the questions of life, death, God, and his own existence.< Less
Teen Philosophy By Carl Schoner
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Teen Philosophy - My thoughts on Life, Death, Infinity, and Delusional Ideation. This is a weird yet intriguing look back at the philosophical thinking expressed in my personal diaries. In this book... More > you will find writings delving into such subjects as a definition of the "will" of life, the powers and intentions of God, the meaning of "infinity," a philosophical discussion of the difference between life and death, and the implications of recognizing that the Being we think of as "God" may be prone to error. This is a profoundly personal and introspective glimpse into the mind of a young man, who emerging from his teens is just beginning to search for answers to the questions of life, death, God, and his own existence.< Less