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Mom! I've Got News for You! By Carl Schoner
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Cartoonists always exaggerate the most outrageous features and characteristics of their subjects, and this is exactly what I do in this little sketchbook tribute to my mother.
MOM! I've Got News For You! By Carl Schoner
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Cartoonists always exaggerate the most outrageous features and characteristics of their subjects, and this is exactly what I do in this little sketchbook tribute to my mother.
Carl's Mom - Free! By Carl Schoner
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Cartoonists always exaggerate the most outrageous features and characteristics of their subjects, and this is exactly what I do in this little sketchbook tribute to my mother.
Carl Allen Schoner's Cartoon Cookbook Sampler By Carl Schoner
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"Carl Allen Schoner's Cartoon Cookbook Sampler" is a zany collection of Carl's favorite quick-fix recipies and cooking related cartoons, including such masterful creations as "Carl's... More > Corney Dogs," "Mighty Meat Balls," "Beer Can Chicken," "Chipped Beef on Toast," and "Your Mama's Eggs!" In addition, you will find the book fully seasoned with a wide assortment of what the author considers to be among his most tasteful cartoons! Written especially for bachelors with little or no cooking experience (or anyone else who doesn't know how to boil an egg) this book emphasizes the essential basic rules of good cooking. Learn to always maximize your resources. Don't work too hard, and don't get too fancy in your preparation. Keep it simple, but make it look complex. Be sure your side dish compliments the main entrée nicely. Time your preparation with the delivery of the meal. And most important of all, keep your sense of humor in the kitchen!< Less
Suburban Samurai -The Asian Invasion of the San Gabriel Valley By Carl Schoner
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In the author's words, "A friendly invasion is an invasion nonetheless." This is a humorous personal perspective of how the new wave of Asian immigrants pouring into the San Gabriel Valley... More > has transformed life there. As seen through the eyes of the Artist/Author, this book paints a picturesque exposé of the rapidly changing demographics of the Valley that is as sensitive as it is funny. The contents provide a wild ride of essays and cartoons that touch upon such topics of interest as Samurai Image and Wealth, Politics, Samurai Restaurants and Dining Experiences, Music and Entertainment, Feng Shui, the Dating Disparity Issue, the Asian Intellectual Superiority Myth, Karaoke Clubs, Samurai Supermarket Adventures, and much more! This perspective is essential reading for anyone interested in contemporary American or Asian American studies!< Less
CASFILER - ANATOMY OF A CLIPPER APPLICATION By Carl Schoner
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This is the complete user manaual and program listing for "CASFILER," a DOS based Clipper database application I developed some years ago that is woefully archaic by today's standards, but... More > nonetheless will provide a enlightening view of how complex the development of even the simplest "useful" PC database applications can be. If you aspire to be a "coder," this work will provide a clear model of how deeply you must address not only the functional aspects of your shareware applications, but also the documentation and user support issues as well in order for the applications to be considered genuinely useful. For an additional $5.00 you can receive the executable via email or delivered on CD.< Less
Casfiler - Anatomy of a Clipper Applicaton By Carl Schoner
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This is the complete user manaual and program listing for "CASFILER," a DOS based Clipper database application I developed some years ago that is woefully archaic by today's standards, but... More > nonetheless will provide a enlightening view of how complex the development of even the simplest "useful" PC database applications can be. If you aspire to be a "coder," this work will provide a clear model of how deeply you must address not only the functional aspects of your shareware applications, but also the documentation and user support issues as well in order for the applications to be considered genuinely useful.< Less
Spaghetti Code By Carl Schoner
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This is a delicious compilation of assorted algorithms, programs, applications, and cartoons that I have created over the years using a variety of tools and programming languages, most notably... More > Clipper and dBase, but also C, awk, sed, grep, perl, SQL, shell scripting, and india ink. DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK TO LEARN HOW TO PROGRAM! This is more of a book on how NOT to write computer programs. However, if you are an experienced programmer and enjoy viewing code as a logic puzzle, or you would just like to own a collection of some of the most hilarious cartoons and arcane algorithms you will ever be challenged to digest, then by all means, spend a few bucks and download a copy of my book! That way you can convert the PDF to text and cut and paste the routines that you would like to use rather than having to key them in from scratch. Bon Apetite!< Less
When We Were Cowboys By Carl Schoner
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"When We Were Cowboys" is a collection of stories about my personal adventures growing up in Southern California after moving here from New york in 1961. While this book is intended... More > primarily as a memoir for family and friends, there are many stories within it that will stir the fondest memories of all young people who were lucky enough to have grown up in the more open expanses of Southern California's San Gabriel Valley back in the good old days of the 1960's and 1970's.< Less
How to Pick Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps and Start All Over Again! By Carl Schoner
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"How To Pick Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps And Start All Over Again!" is an inspirational, motivational, and theraputic collection of sound recommendations and pointed advice for those who... More > feel they have been downsized, out-sourced, terminated, laid-off, or otherwise dumped upon, ill-treated, abused and forgotten. The author describes personal recovery from situations such as these as similar to "eating an elephant." There is only one proper way to do that, and that is one bite at a time. So in this little book you will find many of those tiny bites that you must digest in order to devour the beast and get on with your life. To make this task easier to swallow, the author has seasoned these pages with a generous serving of his favorite cartoons and illustrations with the hope that they will put at least a little smile on even the most downtrodden of souls. This book is perfect for anyone who needs a little boot in the rear end to get on with the task of living.< Less