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Randham Acts By Matthew St. Amand
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After receiving his latest rejection letter from a fiction magazine, aspiring writer Hugh Longford purchases The BlockBuster™ plot generation software, which analyzes fiction and suggests ways... More > to "punch up" storylines. Soon, Longford consults the BlockBuster™ about real-life problems, including a miserable co-worker who makes his job unbearable and a "ball busting" history exam threatening to derail his university career. Meanwhile, the mother of his girlfriend suffers a catastrophic nervous breakdown suggesting she might be capable of violence.< Less
Loitering With Intent to Mope By Matthew St. Amand
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Officers Strunk and Mattingly patrol the “duplicipality” of South Lyons and Underglen Township. During a follow-up call to “über citizen” Mr. Pedanski, 76, they’re... More > informed of an illegal casino operating nearby. They don’t let on, but they already know: It’s run by fellow cops. When Strunk and Mattingly’s attempt to join the scheme is rebuffed, Mattingly visits the casino, off-duty. He plays “Kentucky Three Finger” and breaks the bank. Soon, he and Strunk receive threats. Their cruiser is bugged. Neighborhood vigilantes raid a gambling den. Then the higher-ups in the department seek to split up Strunk and Mattingly. When the schmlanx hits the oscillating rotary blade, retaliation erupts in the form of arson, “porn bombs” and worse: Pedanski is viciously attacked and the son of Mattingly's girlfriend is kidnapped. Strunk and Mattingly finally realize it’s the police department that should be wrapped in crime scene tape. Will their new-found sense of justice win the day ... or get them killed?< Less
Loitering With Intent to Mope By Matthew St. Amand
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Officers Strunk and Mattingly patrol the “duplicipality” of South Lyons and Underglen Township. During a follow-up call to “über citizen” Mr. Pedanski, 76, they’re... More > informed of an illegal casino operating nearby. They don’t let on, but they already know: It’s run by fellow cops. When Strunk and Mattingly’s attempt to join the scheme is rebuffed, Mattingly visits the casino, off-duty. He plays “Kentucky Three Finger” and breaks the bank. Soon, he and Strunk receive threats. Their cruiser is bugged. Neighborhood vigilantes raid a gambling den. Then the higher-ups in the department seek to split up Strunk and Mattingly. When the schmlanx hits the oscillating rotary blade, retaliation erupts in the form of arson, “porn bombs” and worse: Pedanski is viciously attacked and the son of Mattingly's girlfriend is kidnapped. Strunk and Mattingly finally realize it’s the police department that should be wrapped in crime scene tape. Will their new-found sense of justice win the day ... or get them killed?< Less
Randham Acts By Matthew St. Amand
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After receiving his latest rejection letter from a fiction magazine, aspiring writer Hugh Longford purchases The BlockBuster™ plot generation software, which analyzes fiction and suggests ways... More > to "punch up" storylines. Soon, Longford consults the BlockBuster™ about real-life problems, including a miserable co-worker who makes his job unbearable and a "ball busting" history exam threatening to derail his university career. Meanwhile, the mother of his girlfriend suffers a catastrophic nervous breakdown suggesting she might be capable of violence.< Less
Mr. Brightside By Matthew St. Amand
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Homunculus By Matthew St. Amand
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Now, after 34 years, here is the book the Vatican banned in 88 countries, the FBI tried to suppress, and every major media outlet in the English speaking world told you did not exist. Available in... More > this limited, unauthorized edition are the stories of Homunculus. These are the ravings of a desert-maddened wanderer grown lunatic on locusts and honey, crazed by these voices that refused to be silenced. Written in the margins of international telephone directories, take-out menus, matchbooks and business cards, Homunculus has been meticulously reconstructed, its hidden codes broken and laid bare. Shield the elderly and the infirm, protect the innocent and nubile.< Less
Shut Up & Keep Shopping By Matthew St. Amand
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WARNING: Slight nudity and reams of coarse language. Who would be dishonest enough to summarize this book? The author, I guess. It's Wikileaks of satire and outrage that only our wet diaper of a... More > culture could provoke. It's the white glove of sarcasm striking the huge, rubbery beachball face of this ignoble world. It's Thanksgiving, 1959, with the Bush Family. It's "Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday." It's the pope and Dick Cheney and Canadian Judas Prudence. It's man's inhumanity to man...< Less
Pickle on a Shit Sandwich By Matthew St. Amand
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Two years of blog articles from Matthew St. Amand's Inside the Hotdog Factory comprise this 413-page book of commentary and heresy, vivisecting our contemporary culture. The book is about "...... More > George W. Bush and how his Oedipal cowardice is fucking up the free world, how I crucified a rubber Spiderman when I was nine years old, about furniture porn, powering automobiles with bacon grease, unreleased music by U2, Gerri Fall-Well and other religious hypocrites, how corporate C.E.O.s are necrophiliac, grave-robbing swine, about Lenny Bruce and Bill Hicks (the book is dedicated to Hicks), and werkhorrer, excommunication, the future, how the devil gave man religion to keep him away from god, and sniping correspondence I have with a bona-fide spammer, a girl who asks if I'm a Holocaust denier (I'm not), the phone company, whether fast food execs actually consume the food that makes them rich."< Less
Homunculus By Matthew St. Amand
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Now, after 34 years, here is the book the Vatican banned in 88 countries, the FBI tried to suppress, and every major media outlet in the English speaking world told you did not exist. Available in... More > this limited, unauthorized edition are the stories of Homunculus. These are the ravings of a desert-maddened wanderer grown lunatic on locusts and honey, crazed by these voices that refused to be silenced. Written in the margins of international telephone directories, take-out menus, matchbooks and business cards, Homunculus has been meticulously reconstructed, its hidden codes broken and laid bare. Shield the elderly and the infirm, protect the innocent and nubile.< Less

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