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The Serious Scale of Sarcasm: More Balanced Than a Drunken High-Heeled Clown on a Tight Rope By Craig Rozniecki
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Ever been on a date where your date pretended to figure skate on the carpet for two hours? Has a friend, date, or loved one ever confessed their love of mannequins to you? Want to know what the top... More > ten post-presidential jobs are for George W. Bush? Ever wonder how Valentine's Day came to be, fictionally speaking? Wonder no more. All these questions will be answered, experiences will be shared, and then some, in The Serious Scale of Sarcasm: More Balanced Than a Drunken High-Heeled Clown on a Tight Rope. Craig Rozniecki, author of Seasons Come, People Grow: A Poetic Journey, goes a very different route in his second book, as he goes from vague, open to interpretation poetry to very blunt and in your face humor and analysis. Rozniecki makes fun of anything from commercials to politicians to celebrities to the Internet(s). All this is talked about and so much more in Rozniecki's second book, The Serious Scale of Sarcasm: More Balanced Than a Drunken High-Heeled Clown on a Tight Rope.< Less
Seasons Come, People Grow: A Poetic Journey By Craig Rozniecki
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"Seasons Come, People Grow" takes the reader on a very emotional and thought-provoking journey. The rollecoaster ride is vividly portrayed from one season to the next, until the reader... More > comes full circle. Difficult questions are raised. Awkward juxtapositions are displayed. Controversial issues are tackled. From beginning to end, "Seasons Come, People Grow" brings the universality of human thought and emotion to life. Readers have described the book as: "Real," "Raw," "Controversial," "Honest," "Truthful," "Inspiring," "Involving," "Insightful," "Entertaining," "Passionate," "Engaging," "Powerful," "Perceptive," "Sensitive," "Original," "Natural," "Concise," "Eye-opening," "Beautiful," "Clever," and "Unforgettable."< Less
Penetrating The Heart Of Life: Ambiguous In Thought, Ambivalent In Feeling By Craig Rozniecki
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Many times it's been stated that life's struggles and hardships can be to a person's benefit, as it can strengthen their character and help them to appreciate all the little things in life that they... More > may have previously taken for granted. That very message is illustrated in this book, Penetrating The Heart Of Life: Ambiguous In Thought, Ambivalent In Feeling. Upon recovering from a two-year battle with illness, author Craig Rozniecki was inspired more than ever to write poetry again and the end result is this emotionally-charged piece. In it, he attempts to take the reader through a seemingly never-ending array of dark storm clouds, only to one day see the sun peek through those very clouds and appreciate the rays and clear sky ever more due to the trying times preceding that moment.< Less
LOL at the GOP By Craig Rozniecki
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Many people may be coy when touching the subject of politics, but in this book - LOL at the GOP - author Craig Rozniecki not only touches it, he grabs a hold of, caresses and rocks its world to the... More > point where he may be charged and sent away for a while. In his sixth book, Rozniecki penetrates deeply into the following: What Mitt Romney's best pick-up lines are at bars, if it's true that the Ku Klux Klan endorsed Barack Obama for president, what a conversation might sound like between hard-core Republicans and Jesus, how many whoppers Rush Limbaugh has both told and eaten, and much more. LOL at the GOP is the perfect book for liberal and moderate readers, as well as conservative pyromaniacs. It's filled with more facts than a comic strip and more one-liners than you'd find at a Charlie Sheen party. So get the book, get the facts and get ready to LOL at the GOP!< Less
LOL at the GOP - Volume 2: 47% Awesome 100% of the Time By Craig Rozniecki
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He's back!!! In light of his success with LOL at the GOP, which prompted him to be featured on a political radio talk show, and the fact the election year provided him with so much material it made... More > billionaire hoarders jealous, author Craig Rozniecki decided it would have been criminal to not write a second volume. LOL at the GOP - Volume 2: 47% Awesome 100% of the Time is Rozniecki's seventh book overall. In it, Rozniecki does the following: Provides Republicans with more excuses on why they lost the election; gives them advice on how to reach out to voters whom aren't old, white, and male via personal ads; presents an infomercial for Romnesia; goes in-depth about a pro-life Republican who is also pro-death penalty for kids; and much more! Yes, with LOL at the GOP - Volume 2: 47% Awesome 100% of the Time, prepare to laugh some of the time all of the time! Potential side effects from reading the book include: An increase in IQ, strange dreams, a loss in weight, and no longer needing Viagra.< Less
LOL at the GOP - Volume 3: Guns Don't Kill, Cars Don't Drive, and Ovens Don't Bake By Craig Rozniecki
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This just in - two volumes of political satire poking fun at the Republican Party is not nearly enough. At the rate the GOP is going, 222 volumes may not be enough. That brings us to LOL at the GOP -... More > Volume 3: Guns Don't Kill, Cars Don't Drive, and Ovens Don't Bake. In it, author Craig Rozniecki answers the following questions: Are spoons, credit cards, & ping-pong balls as dangerous as guns? Do guns, churches, breakfasts, & library books have so much in common they may match one another on EHarmony.com? Is it more deadly to shoot fictional characters with a toy gun in a video game than it is to shoot people with an actual gun in real life? Also, with this book, learn all about: Why it's more moral for former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford to cheat on his wife than it is for a gay couple to get married, why conserving the environment is such a turn-off for conservatives, & what House Speaker John Boehner's favorite three-word phrase is (surprisingly it's not "I love orange!" or "Crying is sexy!").< Less
The Kind-Hearted Smartass - Volume 2: The Wisecracks Continue (Uncensored Version) By Craig Rozniecki
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Want something cheap which will make you laugh like you're on nitrous oxide, feel as high as a kite shaped like a marijuana plant, and drunk, while still being completely legal? Then grab yourself a... More > bottle of whiskey and read this book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass - Volume 2: The Wisecracks Continue. In this book, Craig Rozniecki - author of The Kind-Hearted Smartass and the LOL at the GOP series - goes in-depth with more topics than an obsessive mathematician would care to count, which include: What passing bills would be like if Congress was drunk, where narcissists can go for dating (besides a mirror), why saying "just sayin'" is kind of annoying, how there can be such a thing as a germaphobic nymphomaniac, and more! So, go on, grab that bottle of whiskey, sit back, and laugh harder than a dentist nicknamed "Dr. Chuckles," while reading Rozniecki's ninth book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass - Volume 2: The Wisecracks Continue.< Less
The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck - Volume 2: The Wisecracks Continue (Censored Version) By Craig Rozniecki
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Want something cheap which will make you laugh like you're on nitrous oxide, feel as high as a kite shaped like a marijuana plant, and drunk, while still being completely legal? Then grab yourself a... More > bottle of whiskey and read this book, The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck - Volume 2: The Wisecracks Continue. In this book, Craig Rozniecki - author of The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck and the LOL at the GOP series - goes in-depth with more topics than an obsessive mathematician would care to count, which include: What passing bills would be like if Congress was drunk, where narcissists can go for dating (besides a mirror), why saying "just sayin'" is kind of annoying, how there can be such a thing as a germaphobic nymphomaniac, and more! So, go on, grab that bottle of whiskey, sit back, and laugh harder than a dentist nicknamed "Dr. Chuckles," while reading Rozniecki's tenth book, The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck - Volume 2: The Wisecracks Continue.< Less
LOL at the GOP - Volume 4: Guns, Jesus, Corporations, and Fetuses By Craig Rozniecki
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What do you get when a group of people worships a non-violent individual and guns in the same breath while believing businesses and unborn beings should have more rights than women, minorities, and... More > homosexuals? According to author Craig Rozniecki and his eleventh book, it's the modern-day Republican Party. In LOL at the GOP - Volume 4: Guns, Jesus, Corporations, and Fetuses, Rozniecki answers the following questions: Is it wise to run a marathon with a gun?; can stroking horses "cure" people of homosexuality?; do liberals talk about abortion while in the shower?; and many others. Not only that, but in this book, Rozniecki plays the undeclared Fox News game "The Three Degrees of Benghazi," has some fun with the GOP's Obamacare-paranoia, and even goes so far as to refute Louisiana Republicans' belief that President Obama was more to blame for the poor Hurricane Katrina response than former President George W. Bush. So, sit back, relax, and for the fourth time, get ready to LOL at the GOP!< Less