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About Britney Spears and male genitalia--an anthropological treatise By Mark David King
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The young poet Jelly Roll does forge an academic opinion upon the varying sizes of male genitalia; furthermore, he bonds with his older brother in order save to him from self pity and possible... More > suicide due to a horrible complex concerning his private parts; indeed, this is teen angst at its most majestic; plus, a true work in the field of maybe even social science. And of course, Britney is here, glowing with iconic imagery. Check out author's other titles: 1.) How to practice White Magic 2.) Sean Hannity's theocracy; plus, Virgin Mary LIVES! 3.) Werewolf Slut 4.) Dana Dickson battles Lindsay Lohan: Jelly Roll's Poem Too, here is this: www.myspace.com/mark16715< Less
A Southern Gothic Werewolf In Nashville By Mark David King
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An adolescent girl named Mandy McKelvy comes face to face with fangs, fur, and fright; specifically, Miss McKelvy is morphed fantastic, having been transformed into a bloodthirsty werewolf. Alas,... More > her new boyfriend and a pre-pubescent poet dubbed Jelly Roll rush to her aid in hopes of driving out the nefarious spirit that haunts her--this is mercurial and swift concerning the topic of totally linear exorcism.< Less
Werewolf Slut By Mark David King
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Jelly Roll, a prodigious, prepubescent poet does construct poetasterism divine concerning an adolescent girl's transformation into a lycanthrope; moreover, Jelly Roll does gather allies and attempts... More > to thwart the weregirl's carnal and cannibalistic ways. Too, there's an abundance of uncanny action and sanguine scenes concerning a weregirl's hunger for blood and sex; specifically, nothing has more sublime gore and macabre romanticism--this all done in poetic rhyme! Like an extended rap done in horror fashion, offering the most intense scenes of carnal passion and blood--this is sublimity put on its head backwards!< Less
Sean Hannity's theocracy; plus, Virgin Mary LIVES! By Mark David King
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America's best poet, a boy named Jelly Roll has mystical visitations from the Virgin Mary; furthermore, he gives stylish ode concerning Middle East peace, vampires, and a Reagan-like concept for a... More > space program. Too, he challenges Sean Hannity's conservatism with the sublimity of libertarianism.< Less
Transcending Twilight: Angels Eclipse Vampires By Mark David King
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A look into the truth of adolescence and angels; specifically, a mystical account of trans-corporeal cognizance and essence; plus, precise instructions on White Magic; furthermore, a concerete fable... More > that is real, spilling the carnal and spiritual aspects of youth in late 80's America. Nothing screams anything more bizarre . . .< Less
Dana Dickson battles Lindsay Lohan: Jelly Roll's Poem By Mark David King
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A young poet named Jelly Roll spawns multiple rhymes concerning ordinary life against pop-culture. Too, there is an abundance of unearthly things happening to the main players as they ponder the... More > truth of romantic love versus love for Hollywood. Be there as Jelly Roll and myself give royal ode to two gorgeous women; plus, open the theater of your mind to a teenage girl's trek for peace in the Middle East--this story radiates with true buzz.< Less
The Season of Tara By Mark David King
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A young poet called Jelly Roll assists me in the construction of rhyme and verse concerning a Gothic princess named Tara. Moreover, there is plenty of mystical things happening to the main... More > characters concerning the carnal aspects of lovemaking, the biomechanical elements of angels and God; specifically, the angelic aliens and their arrival is hinted at in poetic detail, and the girl named Tara is lifted into the heavens by way of energetic eloquence and tainted prose, making her within the ranks of the trans-corporeal Celestial Hierarchy< Less
Barack Obama, Do Cyborgs Dream Of Robotic Sheep? An American Poem By Mark David King
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After a hearty, poetic rap in the sublime direction of President Obama, this modern piece of extended poetry spins the yarn about an adolescent boy and a truly traumatic accident that leaves him... More > terribly deformed. Subsequently, the boy's existing form of health care denies payment, them viewing the needed surgey as something purely cosmetic; hence, the boy's disenchanted, conservative father finds favor in Mr. Obama's majestic concept for new health care. Too, this epic ode touches upon the theological spine of the United States, giving the Bible Belt two legends locked in a religious debate about the combative differences of the Catholic and Protestant Churches; also, the Drug War is sung about, especially how it is nothing more than a declaration of unjust war by the government upon its own people, violating our American standard of True Liberty. May God bless Obama, granting him life and health! And of course, Sarah Palin's spirit does haunt this story, reminding us to: DRILL BABY,DRILL!< Less
Khloe Kardashian Meets The Easter Bunny: An American Play By Mark David King
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A young poet named Jelly Roll suffers from theatrical visitations of Peter Cottontail; plus, he meets an adolescent girl who believes that she is the unearthly incarnation of the Pop-Cultural Star... More > dubbed Khloe Kardashian; indeed, this tale even transcends teen angst, touching upon things divine, such as a daughter's need and love for her father. Furthermore, the pre-pubescent Jelly Roll ushers in true wisdom for the psychotic sub-characters, him playing the part of a Little Aristotle in hopes of healing the woes of those around him.< Less

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