If you've ever tried to murder your wife, you'll know how Adrian Hadley feels.
He doesn't want to kill Elizabeth, but when she kicks him out over a fling with a homeless girl, how can he be sure... More > she'll maintain her silence about the demons in his past? Murder really is the only option. After all, how hard can it be?
Then comes a disastrous encounter with gentleman thief Lewis Tremaine and his grubby sidekick Vern. Suddenly Adrian's perfect crime looks set to destroy him, and his teenage lover Kelly is no help - she's working to her own agenda. Meanwhile Adrian's past is fast catching up with him, and what started as a simple murder is turning into a major headache.
Discover a world of crime, desperation and frantic improvisation in Simon Goodway's thrilling debut novel packed with dark humour, unexpected twists and dogs on crack.< Less
From the genus that wrote Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and The Hunger Games come fourteen stories that run the gamut of genres, from comedy to scifi to horror to crime, and span multiple... More > centuries, three continents and two dimensions.
Two pirates, stranded amongst a primitive civilisation with unusual ideas about beauty, find their preconceptions challenged and start asking deeper questions than pirates are used to. A pair of grave robbers get more than they bargained for when they dig up a serial killer. A scientist goes to extreme lengths to save her dying husband. A Japanese girl gives advice from beyond the grave. A gardener gets his revenge. A drug lord battles to save his career. A woman swears at a giant holographic paperclip. And so on.
Full of unexpected twists, profound ideas and silly jokes. If you don't like them, you must be weird.< Less